A man ?

[Pearls]

Slap my arse, call me sweetheart and have cash on the hip
are you still out there?
None of this feminist shite, give me a wolf whistle and call me gorgeous and I’ll cook your tea you know if I could cook.....

 

[Vanezza]

Slap my arse, call me sweetheart and have cash on the hip
are you still out there?
None of this feminist shite, give me a wolf whistle and call me gorgeous and I’ll cook your tea you know if I could cook.....

I'll do the cooking if you do the fucking ???

N xxx

 

[Pearls]

I'll do the cooking if you do the fucking ???

N xxx

Yea baby

 

[MP386]

Slap my arse, call me sweetheart and have cash on the hip
are you still out there?
None of this feminist shite, give me a wolf whistle and call me gorgeous and I’ll cook your tea you know if I could cook.....

Look no further I’ll say no more oh maybe “just eat “

 

[Therapon]

It was all going so well until you mentioned cooking

 

[Pearls]

It was all going so well until you mentioned cooking

 

[Colin]

Thanks gorgeous but not hungry

 

[Guru G]

How dare you belittle woman rights

 

[Guru G]

How dare you belittle woman rights

Lol joke get over here you little sex muffin so I cant smack your ass and cum on your tits

 

[Pearls]

Lol joke get over here you little sex muffin so I cant smack your ass and cum on your tits

Smooth as ever G ?

 

[Guru G]

Smooth as ever G ?

Sorry I cant get the in between horny and too disrespectful

 

[Therapon]

Smooth as ever G ?

He does have a way with words doesn't he

 

[Deleted member 11852]

He does have a way with words doesn't he

He says it as it is lol xx M

 

[justjack128]

I can’t get me head around what this thread is about. Please enlighten me.

 

[Dimples]

Can I have one too please? I make a mean beans on toast

 

[Pearls]

Can I have one too please? I make a mean beans on toast

Another normal person, now we need to find a delboy ?

 

[Therapon]

Can I have one too please? I make a mean beans on toast

Ooo on my way, so long as the toast isn't smouldering and the beans aren't on fire.
Sorry @Pearls

 

[Pearls]

Ooo on my way, so long as the toast isn't smouldering and the beans aren't on fire.
Sorry @Pearls

 

[justjack128]

You’re all barking mad, you have got to be, because none of is thread makes any sense.

 

[Therapon]

You’re all barking mad, you have got to be, because none of is thread makes any sense.

Took you long enough to realise

 

[justjack128]

But I truly felt I was among like mined, sensible folk, who understood the meaning of life. I’m lost for words

 

[Tiger]

Another normal person, now we need to find a delboy ?

I think we’re on a winner here trig, alright play it nice and cool son, nice and cool, you know what I mean.
Del Boy Falls Through The Bar | Quote-a-long | Only Fools and Horses | BBC Comedy Greats

Tiger xx

 

[Therapon]

But I truly felt I was among like mined, sensible folk, who understood the meaning of life. I’m lost for words

You must be confusing us with another site, it's unique or maybe that should read some of the members are unique

 

[terryfurby]

Can you cook lol

 

[justjack128]

Can you cook lol

Who you asking?