Like hell you are! ??I’m moving down the pub![]()
Mine isn’tThey're closed

Mine isn’t![]()
I got no rats in me pub. A few man eaters but no rats

I got no rats in me pub. A few man eaters but no rats![]()
Not when I’m in the room. Ninja PearlsThey hide and only abseil down from the rafters after dark.

Not when I’m in the room. Ninja Pearls![]()
They wouldn’t want to come near my legs, they need shavingIs that because your prancing around trying to shake the little buggers off your legs.

Why the hell u shoes in the attic weirdoAnd my shoes are up there![]()
Cause I can’t fit em all in my wardrobe sillyWhy the hell u shoes in the attic weirdo

??? @Lips_Pearls do you have any wardrobe space ?Cause I can’t fit em all in my wardrobe silly![]()
I give him a drawer??? @Lips_Pearls do you have any wardrobe space ?

Poor @Lips_PearlsI give him a drawer![]()
He’s got a pub
Fair.... poor @PearlsHe’s got a pub![]()
Nah. I get the house to myselfchess tonight in it
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What’s the matter chopsFine poor @mrgorgeous![]()

Feeling hard done by as usualWhat’s the matter chops![]()

#cwtchFeeling hard done by as usual![]()
Yep. He was squeakingI’m sure I heard a squeak not a squawk at 05:00 this morning? ? x
