Baldrick & kaz's advice column
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If I’d have known it was going to take this long I would have bought a newspaper....
can’t wait up long day and all that so need to..... this thread is great for insomnia
We'll give you a full refund Sir B x
Baldrick:- Yes this is a difficult one. I've been in this situation myself. Now as we know the couple @Lips_Pearls are quite flirty and @Pearls is a bit of a hottie. Only you can decide whether you fancy her enough to take one from LP in order to fulfil your carnal desires with Mrs P.I have a bit of a dilemma ....
there’s this bloke on here has a big crush on me .... full on man love crush ....
now not really being in to blokes is it best to give and take one for the team so to speak ?? :doggy: :bj1:
Now the upside to this is his other half is a bit of a Hottie ...
So they cum as a package deal :threesum: and well what occurs behind closed doors is a secret right ? :hmm:
What’s your advice do i slip him a message in the back door so as not to draw attention to the fact that he definitely wants my body
It comes down to Lavabread and Chocolate Cake. You can't have a taste of that delicious Chocolate Cake until you've sampled the salty Lavabread.
Let us know how you get on
.Kaz:- Listen, you just don't know how big this lad is. Perhaps he's too much to handle and you may burst into tears. Do research first and start preparing yourself for the event buy buying various sized butt plugs and work your way up to the biggie.
Just remember there's always another fish to catch
Bnk
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Umm but it’s not him ... although I have noticed what your describing ...Baldrick:- Yes this is a difficult one. I've been in this situation myself. Now as we know the couple @Lips_Pearls are quite flirty and @Pearls is a bit of a hottie. Only you can decide whether you fancy her enough to take one from LP in order to fulfil your carnal desires with Mrs P.
It comes down to Lavabread and Chocolate Cake. You can't have a taste of that delicious Chocolate Cake until you've sampled the salty Lavabread.
Let us know how you get on
Kaz:- Listen, you just don't know how big this lad is. Perhaps he's too much to handle and you may burst into tears. Do research first and start preparing yourself for the event buy buying various sized butt plugs and work your way up to the biggie.
Just remember there's always another fish to catch
Bnk
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Well I can't think who it is thenUmm but it’s not him ... although I have noticed what your describing ...
.......Go on then risk it, start buying them butt plugs. Who knows, you might get a taste for it and experience new found pleasures
.B x
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You can’tWell I can't think who it is then
Go on then risk it, start buying them butt plugs. Who knows, you might get a taste for it and experience new found pleasures
B x
... now he’s experienced with the manlove so going to be well loosened up .... yes a bit of training may be in order ... but I am sure once he’s :bj1: me all will be relaxed .... the the Mrs can join in with her strap on because he says that’s how he learned the pleasures of :threesum:...who knows I may be popping him a message in his box soon ....
But it wasn’t about seeing themselves and being fucked.... it was they shouldn’t see themselves as they’d get confused and be sure the world was going crazy. But harry did see himself and the world didn’t get fucked!No offence Guv but I am basing my answer on some of the greatest scientific minds our planet has ever produced and you are forming a theory based on the works of...................J K Rowling
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Think you're quoting the wrong person there @Hanpat. It's @Lips_Pearls who's our resident Hogwarts expert
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We're very innocent you know.
:innocent:What can I say.. Only ever watched bits here and there.It's @Lips_Pearls who's our resident Hogwarts expert
So any more takers then? How's the advice working out so far?
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Baldrick help i need advice from the 2 of you. Ok so i am a newly married man and have been away from home ever since getting married but am due to return home on Friday and i think she wants to seal the deal. so my question is how can i make sure i am up to the job and not get stage fright.
Do not worry my friend. We will impart our worldly wisdom upon you :yoda:......... but it'll have to be tomorrow cos Kaz is asleep
B x