ok whats the best chat up line you have used. or had used on you that worked none of these heres 50p ring your mother and say you wont be home.. or grab your coat youve pulled crap..lol
Wow! See I don't get stuff like this, either online or real life!Random guy: Do you like tapes and cds?
Me: Yes.
Random guy: Good, I'll tape my dick to your forehead and you can cds nuts.
I laughed my arse off to that so it's good in the way that I found it fucking funny lol
Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy is gonna get smashed tonight
Exactly!!oh ffs! Hilarious and cringy in one!
Hello thereChat up lines do they really ever work, or are they just a plot device in film to show someone's looking to pull.
"Hello" is the closest thing to a chat up line I have ever used.
And hello backHello there
FFS, that is terrible!Are you good with kids? Because I'm gonna turn your mouth into a daycare
I don't know I never get any or use them!Chat up lines do they really ever work, or are they just a plot device in film to show someone's looking to pull.
"Hello" is the closest thing to a chat up line I have ever used.
hahaha!Have you got any Welsh in you?
Would you like some...
Have you got any Welsh in you?
Would you like some...
It didn't work with meHave you got any Welsh in you?
Would you like some...
Well it did a little bit... ?It didn't work with me
Liar you asked me if I wanted to have a look in your freezer and get some beef outWell it did a little bit... ?
okay it didn't... I swooned you and charmed you instead.xx
Liar you asked me if I wanted to have a look in your freezer and get some beef out
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