Best message you've received

[Deleted member 9925]

It can be anything what's the greatest sexual type message you've ever received?
Inspired by my wife sending me a message to say her friend is coming around on Saturday so they can work out the best way to use the double ended dildo we've just bought before I come home and they show me in person

 

[Deleted member 9925]

Still no replies come on guys must have some stories to tell

 

[Pearls]

Everyone is thinking

 

[Deleted member 6127]

Love my conversation with Miss C as I’m away for the week.

Arrival home on a Friday is so much fun as it builds from the Monday with we build a scenario for Friday xxx :0)) T

 

[Lips_Pearls]

@Pearls asked me once if I'd be happy to fuck her silly over a fridge freezer, all while she wore her stockings and uniform. Trouble was, this was wayyy back in the day and we were working together - in a kitchen at this time. I ended up slipping with a knife while chopping something and pretty much took the top of my finger off She gladly came with me to A&E to 'watch' while they re-attached it.
Yes, she sat there showing her stocking tops, teasing me (we were dating/seeing each other only at this point lol) while they fixed me up.
She loved watching all the surgery!

Another was a very naughty GIF in a PM on here (we always do chat on here too tbh) with what she'd like to do during a liaison we had arranged...

 

[Deleted member 10361]

So I met hubby over the internet on a dating site that my friends signed me up for as I had no PC. After a few emails back and forth, he sent one asking what I was looking for in a man, someone to go out to dinner with, someone to show to my friends or and this was the line that well and truly hooked me was:
Someone to bang you like a door!!

 

[Lips_Pearls]

So I met hubby over the internet on a dating site that my friends signed me up for as I had no PC. After a few emails back and forth, he sent one asking what I was looking for in a man, someone to go out to dinner with, someone to show to my friends or and this was the line that well and truly hooked me was:
Someone to bang you like a door!!

That's bloody brilliant!
Better than my knife-chopping-finger-off situation. Mind she wore this lil skirt (nurses dress) and oosh... which is why I slipped in the first place
Bang you like a door! x my man!

 

[Deleted member 9925]

@Pearls asked me once if I'd be happy to fuck her silly over a fridge freezer, all while she wore her stockings and uniform. Trouble was, this was wayyy back in the day and we were working together - in a kitchen at this time. I ended up slipping with a knife while chopping something and pretty much took the top of my finger off She gladly came with me to A&E to 'watch' while they re-attached it.
Yes, she sat there showing her stocking tops, teasing me (we were dating/seeing each other only at this point lol) while they fixed me up.
She loved watching all the surgery!

Another was a very naughty GIF in a PM on here (we always do chat on here too tbh) with what she'd like to do during a liaison we had arranged...

Well I hope she made it up to you later that night

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Well I hope she made it up to you later that night

She certainly did.

 

[Deleted member 6127]

Well my appointment with the nurse last night went well and Nurse C treatment plan certainly hit the right spots xxxx :0)) :devil:

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Another one;
Your touch is needed right now, down there. Just a little one, I promise I'll behave for you.

 

[Baldrick]

I got one a long time ago that said something along the lines of:

"There's a nerf gun waiting for you by the door. If you shoot me before I shoot you, you can do anything you want"

I found her, shot her and went to the pub

X

Ok the last bit was a lie. She shot me but I had a good night of her doing what she wanted nonetheless

 

[fincon]

It can be anything what's the greatest sexual type message you've ever received?
Inspired by my wife sending me a message to say her friend is coming around on Saturday so they can work out the best way to use the double ended dildo we've just bought before I come home and they show me in person

In respect of sex?

A while back, but my then current lover (we were never formally in a relationship, entirely NSA) texted me. “I’m horny. Need your cock inside me. NOW.”

 

[Therapon]

I think the last one was something like ......

I'll be back in 5 minutes, get naked and warm the bed