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Discussion in 'All About Swinging' started by Pearls, 10 April 2018.
@Lips_Pearls wants a full size photo of her in our kitchen
Drizzling cream over her own pert breasts, eh? All in the best possible taste, I'm sure!
There’s a printer’s here that does them cut outs you just the image they print.. they currently have one of the rock in their window i asked if i bought it could they laminate it.. you know just incase it get it a bit damp lol
I may have to leave this tread - Mr Purple Mamba is now in a daze over the thought of a life-size cardboard, laminated Nigella Lawson in his kitchen...
Haha you could just get him one for his birthday!! be the best wife ever then
Oh hell yeah!
She can toss my pasta any day x
As long as they arent tossing the salad haha
...or the cheese....
I'm so sorry
I'm not fussed either way as long as it's Nigella. x
Ooof She can knead my dough balls........
This is the Nigella Lawson innuendo thread isn't it?
Haha I hope you know what it means lol
What about Royals
Maybe not celebrity but @Lips_Pearls consultant
Well he certainly has his eyeballs firmly fixed on you didn't he!
Jesus... not sure who should have been sat in the patient's chair tbh! x
Got you a good deal didn't I xx
True yes you did. I have a new knee en-route by the looks. xx
See so take me anywhere and it gets you stuff xx
Will that work in Maplins & PC/Curry World too? xx
Give it a go, I'll put me best frock on xx
Sorry to burst that bubble, I know them through work and they aren't - both lovely people though, Eammon is exactly as he is on telly but with added swearing, and Ruth can be quite ditzy, but in a charming way.
Lois and Peter Griffin, 100% regular threesomes with Quagmire, and Joe when they're feeling really kinky!
Oh? Well that’s interesting.
I think Phillip schofield could be
Oh I agree! xx
I wouldn’t say no