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Childrens Muddled Words

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Calling stabilisers 'save-ya-lifers', hot chocolate 'hot cock' and pins and needles 'pens and noodles', your little ones have said the funniest things. Do your kids get their words jumbled up?

I used to work in a nursery and one child used to say 'cock porn' instead of popcorn!
 
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My eldest could never say hoover.....he used to say oooo vere it made him sound like a french man lol.
Youngest could never say balloon....his version was a ba la loon.
Not as funny as above but it was cute to hear em lol xxx
 
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My eldest could never say hoover.....he used to say oooo vere it made him sound like a french man lol.
Youngest could never say balloon....his version was a ba la loon.
Not as funny as above but it was cute to hear em lol xxx
Ba La loon I've had my cousin say that when he was 2, for years he said it!
 
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Scrunchy&Muffet

Doesn't just have to be kids, my Mother-in-Law has a dildo rail in her living room!

Brilliant. My mum once asked for a fanny switch in her bathroom. The guy didnt know what to say hahah xx
 
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Not quite what they say, but my daughter once said she'd drawn me a picture and, across the top, she'd written "you and some animows" - for those of you not versed in the cockney accent, it was me and some animals. That's how my Dagenham daughters talk
 
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