creepy pick up lines

[zebo]

" sex is so different when you're awake "

"i've always wanted to meet you in person, since that day i sniffed your bicycle saddle"

"you're tits are bigger in my binoculars"

"i put the STD in STUD, all i need is U"

"come on, i'm a friend of your dad"

"just say yes and then i won't have to spike your drink"

"Hickory Dickory Dock, its time to suck my cock"

"I'd like to bury my bone in your back yard"

"roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs, and give me an hour "

 

[riccarda]

Can I report this

 

[zebo]

@riccarda oh don't come the sweet and innocent routine !!

 

[The-A-Team]

Can I report this

You should be able to somewhere !!!!

 

[zebo]

You should be able to somewhere !!!!

not you too !

 

[The-A-Team]

not you too !

come on, be honest, if there was any more cheese we would be as swingers all seeking penicillin jabs As a cure lol

 

[zebo]

now there's an idea, a cheese and darts social

 

[The-A-Team]

now there's an idea, a cheese and darts social

Please don't you supply the cheese not if your earlier attempts are a guide lol xx

 

[riccarda]

Don't know if they would get on

 

[zebo]

i can bring the cheese, and @riccarda knows i'm crackers already

 

[riccarda]

Yes can vouch for that

 

[Admin]

Dya have any Welsh in you?
No...
Dya want some?

 

[The-A-Team]

Dya have any Welsh in you?
No...
Dya want some?

There are a few here could be tempted with that comment from you lol !!!