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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by zebo, 26 November 2015.

  1. " sex is so different when you're awake "

    "i've always wanted to meet you in person, since that day i sniffed your bicycle saddle"

    "you're tits are bigger in my binoculars"

    "i put the STD in STUD, all i need is U"

    "come on, i'm a friend of your dad"

    "just say yes and then i won't have to spike your drink"

    "Hickory Dickory Dock, its time to suck my cock"

    "I'd like to bury my bone in your back yard"

    "roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs, and give me an hour "
  2. Can I report this
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  3. @riccarda oh don't come the sweet and innocent routine !!
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  4. The-A-Team

    The-A-Team PV Sprtr

    You should be able to somewhere !!!!
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  5. not you too !
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  6. The-A-Team

    The-A-Team PV Sprtr

    come on, be honest, if there was any more cheese we would be as swingers all seeking penicillin jabs As a cure lol
  7. now there's an idea, a cheese and darts social :)
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  8. The-A-Team

    The-A-Team PV Sprtr

    Please don't you supply the cheese not if your earlier attempts are a guide lol xx
  9. Don't know if they would get on
  10. i can bring the cheese, and @riccarda knows i'm crackers already :)
  11. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Dya have any Welsh in you?
    Dya want some?
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  12. The-A-Team

    The-A-Team PV Sprtr

    There are a few here could be tempted with that comment from you lol !!! :eek::eek:
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