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" sex is so different when you're awake "

"i've always wanted to meet you in person, since that day i sniffed your bicycle saddle"

"you're tits are bigger in my binoculars"

"i put the STD in STUD, all i need is U"

"come on, i'm a friend of your dad"

"just say yes and then i won't have to spike your drink"

"Hickory Dickory Dock, its time to suck my cock"

"I'd like to bury my bone in your back yard"

"roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs, and give me an hour "
 
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