Devastated!

[Lips_Pearls]

What’s the most devastating (light hearted) thing that’s ever happened to you?

Today, @Pearls and I were moving the out law into her new pad, and bless her... there was this almighty shout - “for fucks sake” she’d only gone and snapped a major nail! Serious shit dudes. Had to comfort my girl and everything

Bless her.
So we stripped a tea bag, did a major repair job and it’s now holding its own. As I said to her - keep it, nurture it and it’ll grow back.
She did say she’d rather break a leg.....

So to all you ladies who know exactly what I’m on about!
This is for you, just taken for this. X

 

[Lips_Pearls]

What’s the most devastating (light hearted) thing that’s ever happened to you?

Today, @Pearls and I were moving the out law into her new pad, and bless her... there was this almighty shout - “for fucks sake” she’d only gone and snapped a major nail! Serious shit dudes. Had to comfort my girl and everything

Bless her.
So we stripped a tea bag, did a major repair job and it’s now holding its own. As I said to her - keep it, nurture it and it’ll grow back.
She did say she’d rather break a leg.....

So to all you ladies who know exactly what I’m on about!
This is for you, just taken for this. X

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@Pearls re-read this and is #Devastated x lulz

 

[Deleted member 6485]

I always wear underwired bras. This morning i got poked in the boob by one of the wires sticking out of what i can only describe as my favourite bra.
I was gutted..and muttered FFS as us ladies know, you can never sew the little hole back up.
Once its out...its outxx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I always wear underwired bras. This morning i got poked in the boob by one of the wires sticking out of what i can only describe as my favourite bra.
I was gutted..and muttered FFS as us ladies know, you can never sew the little hole back up.
Once its out...its outxx

#Devastated !! But it’s even worse losing your best pair of nix! (And don’t know where either!)
Mind you, I saw a discussion earlier about how the underwire bras are now going out of fashion and ladies prefer eu natural.
And btw, you can sew them back in, but balls to that, it’s major effort! (I know... done it enough!) xx

Ps where do they go in the washing machine!?

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Ps where do they go in the washing machine!

Thats what machine machine insurance is for!!

I saw a discussion earlier about how the underwire bras are now going out of fashion and ladies prefer eu natural.

Some of us need the extra supportxx

 

[Vanezza]

I always wear underwired bras. This morning i got poked in the boob by one of the wires sticking out of what i can only describe as my favourite bra.
I was gutted..and muttered FFS as us ladies know, you can never sew the little hole back up.
Once its out...its outxx

I hear you that has happened to me countless times


Vxxx

 

[Vanezza]

When I had just painted my nails and opened a can of beer thinking i had been careful just to have chipped my varnish, always makes me swear everytime


Vxxx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

It snapped. #Devastated x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

It snapped. #Devastated x

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How many times has the boss held her hand up and said, "look at it! Broken!"?

 

[Lips_Pearls]

How many times has the boss held her hand up and said, "look at it! Broken!"?

About 15!

 

[Lips_Pearls]

How many times has the boss held her hand up and said, "look at it! Broken!"?

She says “heart broken” omm.
She’s also asking - do you want another picture to see?

 

[Deleted member 1030]

She says “heart broken” omm.
She’s also asking - do you want another picture to see?

No no, tell her it's fine, I get the horror of it all

 

[Lips_Pearls]

No no, tell her it's fine, I get the horror of it all

I quote “are you sure? This is worse than breaking a leg. Real tears here hun”

 

[Deleted member 1030]

I quote “are you sure? This is worse than breaking a leg. Real tears here hun”

Tell her I'll save her a big hug for next time I see her xx

 

[MP386]

No no, tell her it's fine, I get the horror of it all

One more wouldn’t hurt ..... it’s a serious matter Brexit pales in significance with this

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Tell her I'll save her a big hug for next time I see her xx

“And when will that be hun?”
*taps foot* xx


Am being dictated to, don’t shout at me

 

[Deleted member 1030]

“And when will that be hun?”
*taps foot* xx


Am being dictated to, don’t shout at me

Good question. When's she coming to visit? Eh? Eh?

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Good question. When's she coming to visit? Eh? Eh?

“Best send that invite then x”
And
“Our door is always open as you know. You need to get the bromance on fire”

Haha x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

“Best send that invite then x”
And
“Our door is always open as you know. You need to get the bromance on fire”

Haha x

@Pearls you always have an open invite to our house, you know that xxx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Such a funny thread this. Shame my phone went Pete Tong and Autocarrot typed Devestated and not Devastated. Damn thing!

One more wouldn’t hurt ..... it’s a serious matter Brexit pales in significance with this

You know it! This is serious stuff! Even now I’m having it shoved in my face - “look, look! It’s broken”

@Pearls you always have an open invite to our house, you know that xxx

“Why thank you x”
BBQ next week?

 

[Deleted member 1030]

“Why thank you x”
BBQ next week?

Ok cool, but I've only got a small camping BBQ at the mo, so it may take a while. Bring a brolly

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Bring a brolly

Bet you say that to all the boys :devil:

 

[Deleted member 6127]

That just cracked me up gotta luv a tea bag Cxxx

 

[Pearls]

There is more folks to this disaster... Whilst lighting a birthday candle on our sons cake, I noticed there were two flames, not one.. I'm thinking I ain't that pissed and lost the plot Nope, my thumb nail was on fire so I have a finger stump and now a charcoal thumb #devastated

 

[Therapon]

There is more folks to this disaster... Whilst lighting a birthday candle on our sons cake, I noticed there were two flames, not one.. I'm thinking I ain't that pissed and lost the plot Nope, my thumb nail was on fire so I have a finger stump and now a charcoal thumb #devastated

Only you @Pearls, only you