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There is more folks to this disaster... Whilst lighting a birthday candle on our sons cake, I noticed there were two flames, not one.. I'm thinking I ain't that pissed and lost the plotNope, my thumb nail was on fire
so I have a finger stump and now a charcoal thumb
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There is more folks to this disaster... Whilst lighting a birthday candle on our sons cake, I noticed there were two flames, not one.. I'm thinking I ain't that pissed and lost the plot
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When I was a little lad I use to go to our local swimming pool. Now I confess I had an unhealthy interest in swimming and this was because of one of the lifeguards (lifeguardette?) . I was enthralled and I would do all things to impress..... Now I grew up in what many would describe as poverty, but you know, life was good and hey, free swimming pass! But there was a problem, and that was my swimming trunks.... they were a little threadbare.......
One fine summers evening, as the door to the swimming baths had been kicked open and I was almost alone swimming, whilst secretly trying to impress the lifeguard (ette?) called me over, the excitement coursed through me, excitement I had actually never felt before.... yes that kind of excitement.... I was completely unaware of my "excitement" and leapt out of the pool to talk to said swimmer custodian, as I was regaling her with my oh so grown up witty banter, I notice she kept looking down at my midriff, maybe a little lower, I could see she was going a bit red and trying to stifle a laugh.....
I looked down and there it was, my threadbare trunks had let go and I was exposed in all my newly discovered excitement; the crushing feeling of shame that enveloped me saw me running to the changing rooms, get hurriedly dressed and leaving, never again was I to swim in that pool.... On a more positive note, my first ever erection! woohoo
One fine summers evening, as the door to the swimming baths had been kicked open and I was almost alone swimming, whilst secretly trying to impress the lifeguard (ette?) called me over, the excitement coursed through me, excitement I had actually never felt before.... yes that kind of excitement.... I was completely unaware of my "excitement" and leapt out of the pool to talk to said swimmer custodian, as I was regaling her with my oh so grown up witty banter, I notice she kept looking down at my midriff, maybe a little lower, I could see she was going a bit red and trying to stifle a laugh.....
I looked down and there it was, my threadbare trunks had let go and I was exposed in all my newly discovered excitement; the crushing feeling of shame that enveloped me saw me running to the changing rooms, get hurriedly dressed and leaving, never again was I to swim in that pool.... On a more positive note, my first ever erection! woohoo
