Drunken Shenanigans

[Deleted member 1030]

My worst one was, shortly after moving in with Lis, coming home very very drunk and deciding to watch the porn channels on Sky. However, being extremely stocious and not really knowing how these channels worked (I'd never had satellite TV before), I flicked through every single one - flick, "that's crap", flick "that's crap", flick, "that's crap", flick..... - trying to find some that would interest me. Then I gave up and went to bed, forgetting all about it until the bill came through a few weeks later! Seventy-odd quid! Luckily enough, the girl at Sky we spoke to managed to knock it off the bill - after she'd finished wetting herself laughing!!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

My worst one was, shortly after moving in with Lis, coming home very very drunk and deciding to watch the porn channels on Sky. However, being extremely stocious and not really knowing how these channels worked (I'd never had satellite TV before), I flicked through every single one - flick, "that's crap", flick "that's crap", flick, "that's crap", flick..... - trying to find some that would interest me. Then I gave up and went to bed, forgetting all about it until the bill came through a few weeks later! Seventy-odd quid! Luckily enough, the girl at Sky we spoke to managed to knock it off the bill - after she'd finished wetting herself laughing!!

£70+ just to flick through some channels? Should've stuck with Babe Station and rang them up. Mind you, that would probably have worked out more expensive!

 

[Deleted member 1030]

£70+ just to flick through some channels? Should've stuck with Babe Station and rang them up. Mind you, that would probably have worked out more expensive!

Yes, I'd managed to buy access to every single porn channel - some of them twice but the highly-amused girl from Sky could see that I'd only been on each one for a few seconds.

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Apart from a drunken fumble behide a pub I can't think of anything to silly I've done drunk, maybe giving some one a piggyback up the very steep Great Horton Road (anyone who knows bradford wil know thats not a good idea) counts.

 

[Lips_Pearls]

My worst one was, shortly after moving in with Lis, coming home very very drunk and deciding to watch the porn channels on Sky. However, being extremely stocious and not really knowing how these channels worked (I'd never had satellite TV before), I flicked through every single one - flick, "that's crap", flick "that's crap", flick, "that's crap", flick..... - trying to find some that would interest me. Then I gave up and went to bed, forgetting all about it until the bill came through a few weeks later! Seventy-odd quid! Luckily enough, the girl at Sky we spoke to managed to knock it off the bill - after she'd finished wetting herself laughing!!

Epic!!