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Fair ground rides

MOTM

18 July 2015
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121,117
if you could design a sexy Swinging ride. Then what would it be called and what would it do.
Be creative in your description
 
21 January 2018
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1,934
47
City
Carmarthen
I wouldnt design one - I hate fairground rides. I like to keep my feet planted firmly on the ground!!
 
5 July 2016
5,740
9,823
City
Ossett
One for the FOF.

Contestants have to be nekkid and covered head to toe in Baby Oil. Let the races begin



B x
 
5 July 2016
5,740
9,823
City
Ossett
Kaz said "A Coconut Shy". She said she'd happily pay a couple of quid to throw a Cricket Ball at my Nuts .

It must be that time of the month .

B x
 

Therapon

Admin
11 August 2015
24,420
48,326
if you could design a sexy Swinging ride. Then what would it be called and what would it do.
Be creative in your description

Why re-invent anything, the old dogems are fine for a quick wham, bam, thank-you mam.
 
5 July 2016
5,740
9,823
City
Ossett

I know tell me about it.
She's being very reserved this evening

B x

Oh hang on a minute...... She's talking about "Hook A Cock" now, where the men have to get a ring piercing in their todgers and lie down under Vertical Glory Holes, poke the todgers through and the Ladies hook the one they want .

I no likey this Fairground idea anymore

B x
 
5 July 2016
5,740
9,823
City
Ossett
........... and then she wants to put it on the Coconut Shy....... The woman has issues

B x
 

MOTM

18 July 2015
55,117
121,117
She’s lovely.
 

MOTM

3 February 2016
6,694
16,837
City
York
The three way joy,
A roller coaster where riders face each other. The first section of track is slow and gentle allowing riders to converse and get to know each a bit, the second broadly uphill but with a few quick downhill parts and a few water splashes to build excitement, the third all downhill and twisty wisty and exciting. Finally when you get off instead of the little booth selling bad phots of you, theirs a booth that sells you bad photos of you but is also a fully licensed bar.
 
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