Farther Day Gifts.........

[StokeChoke]

is it just my kids that have a warped sense of humour?

So my eldest got me a pack of Viagra

My middle boy got me a pair of ladies shoes as he finds it highly amusing to call me mum when we are out shopping to see people's reactions

My youngest made me a card and got me a teddy (he still loves his daddy)

Just wondered what others got from their kids:hmm:

 

[Pearls]

That is epic

 

[Baldrick]

Surprisingly no joke gifts this years.

Past years I've had delights of a T-shirt with Elmer Fudd on it saying "Does my hair look bald in this". And I've had a pocket comb. Both suggesting my receding hairline.

I did get a badge saying "I'm the boss (I wish)".

In order:-
16 yr old stepson - got a card (he's fallen out with me over his Alpha Make challenge fail to the household).

14 yr old daughter threw a card and a giant toblorone at mere and said "ere". (Unusually conversational for her).

12yr old son (from a previous relationship) got me a card with the money I gave him (his mum won't allow him to spend his money on me), but bless him he spent the day with me doing whatever I wanted instead of his PS4.

12 yr old stepdaughter bought me a Dads taxi keyring and a lovely T-shirt (she is always generous and thoughtful).

7 yr old stepson got me a 'Magnicent Dad Diary, keyring and pen set'. Bought with his pocket money.

3 yr old daughter picked some expensive chocolates for me. Kaz paid lol.

And if you can work out how kaz and I have such different ages of children together you get a sparkly badge

B

 

[Pearls]

Surprisingly no joke gifts this years.

Past years I've had delights of a T-shirt with Elmer Fudd on it saying "Does my hair look bald in this". And I've had a pocket comb. Both suggesting my receding hairline.

I did get a badge saying "I'm the boss (I wish)".

In order:-
16 yr old stepson - got a card (he's fallen out with me over his Alpha Make challenge fail to the household).

14 yr old daughter threw a card and a giant toblorone at mere and said "ere". (Unusually conversational for her).

12yr old son (from a previous relationship) got me a card with the money I gave him (his mum won't allow him to spend his money on me), but bless him he spent the day with me doing whatever I wanted instead of his PS4.

12 yr old stepdaughter bought me a Dads taxi keyring and a lovely T-shirt (she is always generous and thoughtful).

7 yr old stepson got me a 'Magnicent Dad Diary, keyring and pen set'. Bought with his pocket money.

3 yr old daughter picked some expensive chocolates for me. Kaz paid lol.

And if you can work out how kaz and I have such different ages of children together you get a sparkly badge

B

Blinking noras you two have been busy

 

[Baldrick]

Blinking noras you two have been busy

We've got Sky TV now so won't have any more kids

 

[Pearls]

We've got Sky TV now so won't have any more kids