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Fears

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18 July 2015
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Tastes ok to me I’ve not cooked it though
 
10 July 2018
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I’ve no doubt of your obvious distress and fear. x
 
1 September 2018
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Oh, I forgot goats! Freaky looking weird eyed munchy fuckers.
Got mowed down by one as a small child (apparently about 4yrs old).
I don't remember it, but I know I think they're sizing me up when I'm near one. Baby goats, however, funny as f*ck! XxRy
 
19 March 2015
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Oh, I forgot goats! Freaky looking weird eyed munchy fuckers.
Got mowed down by one as a small child (apparently about 4yrs old).
I don't remember it, but I know I think they're sizing me up when I'm near one. Baby goats, however, funny as f*ck! XxRy
I’m sorry. I know you are talking about a fear and a nasty childhood incident - but I can’t help but laugh at that don’t think different of me will you...? X
 
1 September 2018
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I’m sorry. I know you are talking about a fear and a nasty childhood incident - but I can’t help but laugh at that don’t think different of me will you...? X
She forgets to mention that a few years back when on holiday in Cornwall we went to lands end. Anyone who has been will be aware that there is a little farm with a few chickens turkeys and goats there. She was busy interacting with this giant turkey and walked up a little grass bank into the big bad daddy goats area who promptly attacked her and butted her right off her feet.
Of course being the brave heroic man I am I instantly burst out laughing and did nothing to protect her as it chased her around the tractor shell type thingy. Hilarious. XxG
 
1 September 2018
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..i can actually picture this scene in my headxx
He's proved my point... I remember the trip, the farm, the turkey (which I hand fed whilst he was perched proudly on the roof of the chicken coop - for so long I had a hole in the palm of my hand from the amount of pecking), but I'd forgotten all about that bastard "Daddy Goat" fucker. Now I remember! Thanks, G, you twat. Now I'll have nightmares about that horned grey bastard with his "I'll-ram-you-into-next-year" eyes!! XxRy
 
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Having kept goats as I grew up on a farm when I was younger I can tell you that quite often there is a “brace yourself Ethel” moment ! Lol
 
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