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Funny Times

MOTM

18 July 2015
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You’ve had in this lifestyle.
We’ve had so many but chatting last night about a party we went to about ten years ago where did that go
Anyway this was a house party and whilst everyone was jollying it up in the dining room I decided to go for a wander

I walked into the lounge to find a woman straddled across a guy, both naked but I could see he was struggling in certain areas she literally popped her head up, looked at me with frustration all over her face and shouted..
He’s a fucking slow starter, this may take a while. Fancy giving me a hand.

The way she said it and her expression creased me, I was in fits. This poor bloke got eaten alive after that by her

What funny things have you experienced? :surprise:
 
Reactions: Lovernotfighter
10 July 2018
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My favourite one of these, also at a house party.

The fella apparently had a problem getting enough friction to… cum. No matter what lotions, lubes, coverings, always an issue. Only way he could cum was from a vigorous hand job.

I passed an open bedroom door, to see her wanking him off… obviously having done so for a while, and she said to him, despairingly, as her hand was aching… “you’re enjoying this, aren’t you?!?!?!?”

He replied, perfectly reasonably, ‘erm… yes?’

I barely made it past the door before cracking up.
 
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