No but seriously, what do my fellow "brothers in rubbers" wear on their swinging forays?
I think we can all admit that ladies clothing, especially evening wear, is designed to accentuate their figure, whereas chap clobber can be less than sexy.
Me? Usually dark blue jeans, white linen shirt, brown or black Chelsea boots and then a jumper/turtle neck if the weather demands: its a little dull to be frank