What noooooooooHe has locks on the OUTSIDE of his bedroom doors![]()



What noooooooooHe has locks on the OUTSIDE of his bedroom doors![]()
Swinging from the ceiling and trussed up like a pork loinSheeeesh, just because i have a suspension point above the bed, all of a sudden i'm a pervert !! ( i was a pervert long before that went up )
Swinging from the ceiling and trussed up like a pork loin![]()
Ere im going on the beach on a donkey..
I know shocking arent they!@ really!Sheesh! The poor buggers only popped in to say hello and look what you lot have done!
Runssssssss wait for meeeee
Lets go before we get in big twoubleRunssssssss wait for meeeee
Hmmm. I should give all of you slapped legs, but you'd probably moan softly and ask for more lol
Hmmm. I should give all of you slapped legs, but you'd probably moan softly and ask for more lol
You still haven't told me who Mrs Trapon isAnd dont you start mrstrapon
@Pearls she's only coming over to get one of those Blackpool Rock Willies
I want one of those white tacky tigers.. mr F always steers me away he says they wont fit in the car hmmmYou still haven't told me who Mrs Trapon is
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And you mr strapon YOUsometimes you are such hard work
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This statement is seriously, duly notedI know, I know but it is funJust think how bored you would be otherwise
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Good Morning Mr @Admin - Ah is it too late to retract my commentsThis statement is seriously, duly noted![]()
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