Hi

[Ambrosial]

That's not true! We opened the escape hatch, but you just dived under the table, stuck party blowers up your nose and played Nirvana songs. Out of tune, I might add.

I think you will find that they were pitch perfect, your ears were obviously muffled by thighs. I cannot be held responsible for thigh muffled hearing deficiencies; that’s on you....

 

[Poppycat22]

Oh my word, dying laughing. You appear just on my level

 

[Deleted member 3657]

That's not true! We opened the escape hatch, but you just dived under the table, stuck party blowers up your nose and played Nirvana songs. Out of tune, I might add.

oh it was Nirvana.... ffs I thought it was Rodolfo Chikilikuatre – Baila el Chiki-Chiki

 

[Deleted member 2179]

Hello and welcome. I was nice and innocent as well as shy these lot are slowly turning me lol

 

[Poppycat22]

Thanks Harry&Janey, I'm sure I remember what innocent felt like but it has been a few years :hmm:

 

[YeOldeWitchDoc]

Hello and welcome- have fun

 

[Vanezza]

Hello and welcome. I was nice and innocent as well as shy these lot are slowly turning me lol

Slowly?! We are obviously not doing our job well enough... I must call head office immediately!

N xxx

 

[Deleted member 6127]

Welcome to a truly fantastic site full of friendly sexy and very naughty people.
Join in and you'll have as much fun as we are all having xxxx :0)) T&C

 

[Poppycat22]

Hi all
So many warm welcomes, thank you.
I'm like a poised tiger just wating to pounce on a suitable thread to join in now

 

[Wkd n whisky]

Welcome hun enjoy no need to be nervous. Get stuck in on the site x

 

[Deleted member 2179]

Slowly?! We are obviously not doing our job well enough... I must call head office immediately!

N xxx

I was being polite, you twisted lot corrupted me from day one. In a good way I hasten to add xx

 

[MP386]

Hello ... welcome to the Asylum .. I see a lot of the usual inmates have popped up before me ... by the way I am the only sane one
Have fun and enjoy your ride ... :collar:

 

[Firm hand Luke]

Hello lovely, hope you have a fabulous time here x

 

[The_Bibas]

Hi hun.. You will be fine
XxxBibaxxX

 

[Poppycat22]

Thanks
Love the kinky emoji too!

 

[StokeChoke]

Hi and welcome, I’m sure you will enjoy your stay here xx

 

[Poppycat22]

Thanks, I definitely hope to.
Just looked at the naughty smiles and nearly subjected you to one.... definitely need to use them soon, they're awesome

 

[YeOldeWitchDoc]

Hello and welcome- have lots of fun

 

[The-A-Team]

Nervous newbie so thought I'd say Hi x

Hello again and welcome to the forums, you've nothing to be nervous about, We all had to start our adventure somewhere, and there are some great people on here that will guide you to a fun filled path, relax, chat and enjoy, and get to know people, it all starts, with a friendship.
Our Regards @The-A-Team