I Have Never Ever ......

[mrclouse]

I have never had sex on a train

 

[The_Bibas]

I have never had sex on a train

Again Ooops..
XxxBibaxxX

 

[The_Bibas]

Again Ooops..
XxxBibaxxX

It's like the bloody cat in the hat..
Not on plane
Yes in a train
No in car
But yeah on the tar
In the rain against a drain
In the bog with a big log
I do like green eggs and ham..
Can we have sex with sam...
Well I am

 

[Vanezza]

Oh just thought of one, I haven't eaten Jammie Dodgers whilst getting my cock sucked. I have had a Jaffa cake while getting it on though

N xxx

 

[mrclouse]

I have not been to Vietnam

 

[DiamondJoe]

I have not been to Vietnam

I've never been to Mongolia

 

[Nigel&Julie]

I have never ever had a gang bang xxjxx

After last Friday at charms, I have now

 

[DiamondJoe]

I have never been faithful to a partner for longer than 18 months

 

[Mel007]

I have never had six ski instructors in the shower at once. Only five.xxx

 

[Goldfinger]

I have never had six ski instructors in the shower at once. Only five.xxx

This is a true storey and the poor sods have never been the same since!

 

[Mel007]

I have never had six ski instructors in the shower at once. Only five.xxx

I would like to

I have never had six ski instructors in the shower at once. Only five.xxx

Paulo. Marco. Fabio. Roberto and Giovanni XX

 

[mrclouse]

Lo

I would like to

Paulo. Marco. Fabio. Roberto and Giovanni XX

Lot of names ending in o

 

[mrclouse]

I never shot the sheriff, I didn't even shoot the deputy...


I have never had fun with a police woman, although I have tried just wouldn't arrest me D:

 

[Mel007]

Lo

Lot of names ending in o

Yep thats pretty much what they said too OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[DiamondJoe]

I never shot the sheriff, I didn't even shoot the deputy...


I have never had fun with a police woman, although I have tried just wouldn't arrest me D:

I have never been arrested, although a few have tried

 

[Nufccdb1980]

I have never had sex with a koala whilstsucking off a giraffe

 

[Mel007]

I have never had sex with a koala whilstsucking off a giraffe

Thank god!!!!

 

[mrclouse]

Yep thats pretty much what they said too OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone would.

 

[Looby&Lew]

I would like to

Paulo. Marco. Fabio. Roberto and Giovanni XX

Dirty girl....

 

[DiamondJoe]

I have never:

• played the National Lottery
• read the Da Vinci Code or one of Jeremy Clarkson's books (I use the word 'read' advisedly)
• been to the ballet
• I've never watched any of the Godfather films
• been down a coal mine (although I have been in a tin mine and a silver mine)
• had a tattoo or piercings, for that matter
• eaten a Big Mac Meal™

 

[DiamondJoe]

I have never had sex with a koala whilstsucking off a giraffe

Well you clearly haven't lived!

 

[Vanezza]

I have never had a 4 flavoured slush
I have never got close up to a lion and stroked it (yes I know but always wanted too)
I have never had a threesome
I have never had sex outside
I have never been on a plane
I have never been abroad

Vxx

 

[DiamondJoe]

I have never had a 4 flavoured slush
I have never got close up to a lion and stroked it (yes I know but always wanted too)
I have never had a threesome
I have never had sex outside
I have never been on a plane
I have never been abroad

Vxx

Shame on you! I've fucked on 5 continents... although I did meet a chap who'd done all 7

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I have never had a 4 flavoured slush
I have never got close up to a lion and stroked it (yes I know but always wanted too)
I have never had a threesome
I have never had sex outside
I have never been on a plane
I have never been abroad

Vxx

Well there's one that can be crossed off now...

 

[Mel007]

Dirty girl....

It is such an amazing memory to have. They were so fit too.. I wa eighteen . Xxx glad I did it.