I Would Never Date Someone Who.......

[meet_the_fockers]

needs a bath

You do?

 

[Therapon]

You do?

Haha good job I'm not dating myself then. Wot is a bath bth?

 

[Deleted member 1402]

11 years just a mere beginner ....

hey, why the sad face Mr Scrummy?

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Haha good job I'm not dating myself then. Wot is a bath bth?

Shower freak!! Xxx

 

[Therapon]

Shower freak!! Xxx

Yep love a shower I have at least one a year. Even beter when shared

 

[Looby&Lew]

Yep love a shower I have at least one a year. Even beter when shared

Is that once a year whether you need it or not? X

 

[Therapon]

Is that once a year whether you need it or not? X

But of course - just in time for christmas

 

[No longer with us]

Didn't get me drunk and take advantage

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

11 years. I like to keep people at arms length. The second I get any closer, I turn into a psycho bitch!

^^^^dons Kevlar body armour and a tazer! "I'll be you're huckleberry!" X X

 

[Looby&Lew]

Will never admit that I'm always right

Even when I'm not quite right (Can't quite bring myself to use the 'w' word)

 

[Deleted member 3411]

Saw the whole thing in the view that... this is all about the pleasure they expect, and everyone else is here to provide it. (Total selfish).

 

[Free-lover1]

Doesn't fancy my wife and racist bigots.

 

[Deleted member 120]

Finds the Haribo adverts, with kids voices & adult bodies - funny.
It's odd and creepy as fook.

 

[No longer with us]

Finds the Haribo adverts, with kids voices & adult bodies - funny.
It's odd and creepy as fook.

Completely freak me out

 

[The-A-Team]

We would never meet someone who....... Was not our type, and whom we were not friends with first xx

 

[The-A-Team]

Didn't get me drunk and take advantage

Notes made xxx

 

[NigelandJulie]

Didn't get me drunk and take advantage

Better make that 4 drinks at VA xx

 

[No longer with us]

Better make that 4 drinks at VA xx

Could be an interesting evening lol

 

[NigelandJulie]

Could be an interesting evening lol

:beer::beer::devil:

 

[NigelandJulie]

sorry xx

 

[MP386]

sorry xx

You won't date a pirate !!

 

[NigelandJulie]

You won't date a pirate !!

only if it was fancy dress

 

[MP386]

only if it was fancy dress

What about a man in an orange helmet... ...not fancy dress