M
Trust you.. xxBottle of cheap plonk for whoever can get to it before I do
N xxx
Think I'd go buy the old homeless man I see about town a hot meal
Yes dear a nice walk back to the funny farmOoo you taking me out then.
Get 2 bottles for a fiver! XBottle of cheap plonk for whoever can get to it before I do
N xxx
Ive just brought a tub of hagen dàz nom nom xA tub of icecream for @debE, you can supply the eating surface.xx
Who is helping you eat that?.xxIve just brought a tub of hagen dàz nom nom x
...ive got all weekend. My sins sorted for Sat & SunxxWho is helping you eat that?.xx
Pssttt...Ferrero rocherxx
I'd give you it straight back and ask you to give it to somebody less fortunate.Would you buy and for whom? X
Im not bloody made of money yer know madame!! XGive it straight back you cheap skate..
I would donate it to a dogs home..
XxxBibaxxX
I have run out of wine can I have it? NxxI'd give you it straight back and ask you to give it to somebody
Shove it then!I'd give you it straight back and ask you to give it to somebody less fortunate.
Never be in the debt of a Focker....I've heard the tales you know.....starts off with an innocent fiver, ends up somebody chained up in a cellar. You can't fool me that easily
B x
Yes N its all yours darlin. XI have run out of wine can I have it? Nxx
Thank you lovely BaldersYes N its all yours darlin. X
Shove it then!
Yes N its all yours darlin. X
Thank you lovely Balders
N xxx
And there would be no better owner....
You've only gone and done it now Neil lad. Did you check the T&C's? Check the interest rates?
Mrs.F owns your soul now you know :devil:.
Enjoy your wine
B x