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If You Ran Into Stephen Hawking At A Swing Club

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Not sure if any of you know that Stephen Hawking goes to a swingers club. He has said so in interviews.

Ladies,bi men, Tgirls, if he asked would you give him a blowjob? You aren't going to make a real connection but it is Sir-Stephen-fecking-Hawking. Honoring a genius? Kindness to a very crippled man? Bragging rights?

Keep the thread light hearted, it's just a bit of fun x
 
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peakcouple

Don't be too quick to turn down his advances, he'd probably take you into another dimension!
 
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Scrunchy&Muffet

Hell yeah i would. Firstly i love giving head! Secondly it Stephen Hawkins the man is a bonefide genuis. So yeah why the hell not. Xxxx
 
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The_Bibas


I would wheel him straight outside after hitting him accross the face. The closest he will ever get to actually understanding the big bang theory.
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Deleted member 1402

The_Bibas said:
I would wheel him straight outside after hitting him accross the face. The closest he will ever get to actually understanding the big bang theory.
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You're on top form tonight! *round of applause*
 

SarahD72

30 December 2015
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Yes it was documented several years ago. But apparently he only likes black holes. Hehe.
 
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MickeyBlueBalls

The_Bibas said:
Well hun seriously the guy writes a paper explaining life as we know it then years later admits he was wrong.
He knows feck all just like the rest of us.
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And in doing so deserving of a crack over the head? I wonder if he'd have a theory about that?
 
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SarahD72

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That does explains Hawking featuring on Benny Benassi's 2003 hit song Satisfaction.

For those who don't know the lyrics:-

"Push me

And then just touch me

Till I can get my satisfaction"
 
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Deleted member 1402

SarahD72 said:
That does explains Hawking featuring on Benny Benassi's 2003 hit song Satisfaction.

For those who don't know the lyrics:-

"Push me

And then just touch me

Till I can get my satisfaction"
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Jeez, was that really in 2003?
 
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