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3 July 2017
846
1,660
49
City
Okehampton
Gee can't wait... :D
found it (I had to change the site name, but all my own work :rofl:)

On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air
Up ahead on the gallery, I saw an eye-opening sight
My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to login for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I felt the bulge begin to swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she slid up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices on the forum,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the website Social Swinging
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the website Social Swinging
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is slightly twisted, she got the orgasmic bends
She got a lot of pretty married boys she calls friends
How they fucked in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some swing to remember, some swing to forget
So I called up the Tranny,
"Please bring more single guy whine"
He said, "We have run out of spirit here, you want a sixty nine?"
And still the forum voices are calling from far away,
Cock still up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the website Social Swinging
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They swinging it up at the website Social Swinging
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your own supplies
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink dildo on ice
And she said "We are all just swingers here, in this den of vice"
And in the greedy girl’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their raging cocks,
But they just can't please the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Lining up the backdoor
I had to find the lube where I’d left it before
"Relax, " said the Tranny,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can hide your profile any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
 
Pearls

MOTM

18 July 2015
55,114
120,883
Hello and welcome to this little haven of debauchery, not to keen on the vote, I see no one has commented on that, it may suit other sites but perhaps not our clientèle, good luck and enjoy x
 
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15 September 2014
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found it (I had to change the site name, but all my own work :rofl:)

On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air
Up ahead on the gallery, I saw an eye-opening sight
My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to login for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I felt the bulge begin to swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she slid up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices on the forum,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the website Social Swinging
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the website Social Swinging
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is slightly twisted, she got the orgasmic bends
She got a lot of pretty married boys she calls friends
How they fucked in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some swing to remember, some swing to forget
So I called up the Tranny,
"Please bring more single guy whine"
He said, "We have run out of spirit here, you want a sixty nine?"
And still the forum voices are calling from far away,
Cock still up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the website Social Swinging
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They swinging it up at the website Social Swinging
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your own supplies
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink dildo on ice
And she said "We are all just swingers here, in this den of vice"
And in the greedy girl’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their raging cocks,
But they just can't please the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Lining up the backdoor
I had to find the lube where I’d left it before
"Relax, " said the Tranny,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can hide your profile any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
Brilliant!! :tiphat:
 
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22 July 2017
19
37
53
City
Swindon
Hello and welcome to this little haven of debauchery, not to keen on the vote, I see no one has commented on that, it may suit other sites but perhaps not our clientèle, good luck and enjoy x

Thanks for the welcome Pearls, to be honest I was just playing around with the vote thingy when I posted my first message - it was an option on the screen and my curiosity got the better of me because I wanted to see what it was, I won't make that mistake again :)

Thanks again for saying hello, everyone seems really friendly on this site so far x
 
Pearls

MOTM

18 July 2015
55,114
120,883
Thanks for the welcome Pearls, to be honest I was just playing around with the vote thingy when I posted my first message - it was an option on the screen and my curiosity got the better of me because I wanted to see what it was, I won't make that mistake again :)

Thanks again for saying hello, everyone seems really friendly on this site so far x
You are welcome, just be you and you will go far x
 
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meet_the_fockers

found it (I had to change the site name, but all my own work :rofl:)

On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air
Up ahead on the gallery, I saw an eye-opening sight
My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to login for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I felt the bulge begin to swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she slid up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices on the forum,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the website Social Swinging
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the website Social Swinging
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is slightly twisted, she got the orgasmic bends
She got a lot of pretty married boys she calls friends
How they fucked in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some swing to remember, some swing to forget
So I called up the Tranny,
"Please bring more single guy whine"
He said, "We have run out of spirit here, you want a sixty nine?"
And still the forum voices are calling from far away,
Cock still up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the website Social Swinging
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They swinging it up at the website Social Swinging
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your own supplies
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink dildo on ice
And she said "We are all just swingers here, in this den of vice"
And in the greedy girl’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their raging cocks,
But they just can't please the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Lining up the backdoor
I had to find the lube where I’d left it before
"Relax, " said the Tranny,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can hide your profile any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
Haha cracking xxx
 
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Thanks for the welcome Pearls, to be honest I was just playing around with the vote thingy when I posted my first message - it was an option on the screen and my curiosity got the better of me because I wanted to see what it was, I won't make that mistake again :)

Thanks again for saying hello, everyone seems really friendly on this site so far x
You are most welcome. ;)

But yes I can understand having a fiddle. Always remember though my friend. First impressions always count.
I'm sure that you'll love it here. Everyone is friendly and plenty of advice around for all. (y)
Some damned hot peeps too! ;)
 
22 July 2017
19
37
53
City
Swindon
You are most welcome. ;)

But yes I can understand having a fiddle. Always remember though my friend. First impressions always count.
I'm sure that you'll love it here. Everyone is friendly and plenty of advice around for all. (y)
Some damned hot peeps too! ;)

So many gorgeous peeps I feel like a kid in a sweet shop - and politeness, friendliness and good manners are attractive too and I've seen those qualities in abundance today x
 
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So many gorgeous peeps I feel like a kid in a sweet shop - and politeness, friendliness and good manners are attractive too and I've seen those qualities in abundance today x
Agreed, some genuinely lovely people. You seem very friendly and polite yourself, so am sure you will fit in too and enjoy it here. (y) :)
 
22 July 2017
19
37
53
City
Swindon
Agreed, some genuinely lovely people. You seem very friendly and polite yourself, so am sure you will fit in too and enjoy it here. (y) :)

Thanks for the compliment. Good manners and mutual respect seem to go a long way in the swinging scene, much like they do in life :)
 

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15 September 2014
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Thanks for the compliment. Good manners and mutual respect seem to go a long way in the swinging scene, much like they do in life :)
They certainly do my friend.. Often amazes me that some people can't grasp that. Especially willy wavers :D
Well I mean come on, you wouldn't go into a pub and lob him out, would you?

Okay some may... :whistle: :rofl:
 
22 July 2017
19
37
53
City
Swindon
They certainly do my friend.. Often amazes me that some people can't grasp that. Especially willy wavers :D
Well I mean come on, you wouldn't go into a pub and lob him out, would you?

Okay some may... :whistle: :rofl:

I might have been tempted in the past when I walk into a bar and my eyes are immediately drawn to the temptress standing alone at the bar, but good judgment taught me to refrain from such behaviour Besides, a night in the police cell and a criminal record of lewd behaviour is never a good move :)
 
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The_Bibas

Welcome.... I think..
Not gonna lie hun.. I am not convinced your survey as a newbie inspires me..
Good luck though
XxxBibaxxX
 
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3 July 2017
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They certainly do my friend.. Often amazes me that some people can't grasp that. Especially willy wavers :D
Well I mean come on, you wouldn't go into a pub and lob him out, would you?

Okay some may... :whistle: :rofl:

Whats wrong with Willy Wavers? It's not his fault he was born during more innocent times. Together with his friend Richard Blower, William has often found it a struggle to meet new friends