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Innuendos & Double Entendres, Get Em Down

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Deleted member 3657

As the title suggests, have you got one???
Get em out below.
 
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Sammy

Oh off the top of my head for post purposes I'm pretty useless but anyone who has really chatted to me or met me will know my innuendos are constant , they just seem to slip off the tongue
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Looby&Lew

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You see I love to sit on a guy's lap and talk about the first thing thst comes up xx
 

DiamondJoe

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George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
 
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