Inventions That Made Swinging Great

[The_Bibas]

Luuuuuube..

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[Pearls]

Luuuuuube..

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Never needed it xx

 

[The_Bibas]

Never needed it xx

Ooooo you will get piles....
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[Deleted member 5018]

Ok folks, your nominations please for things that made sex and swinging great. To start us off I give you:-
1. The zipper. Just imagine how long winded and fiddly all those buttons were, now it's a quick zzzzzip and we're away....

Internet.. It brought me you and you brought me to this world again

 

[Deleted member 3411]

Internet.. It brought me you and you brought me to this world again

...welling up xxx

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Satnavs

 

[Connie john]

Has to be the pads you put under the sheets, saves getting everything wet.

 

[Scott&Lexi]

Alcohol

I don't drink to swing! I normally have to drive there and back so maybe 1 glass to be social....

It's nice socially on the odd time I have been able but doesn't affect my swinging action!

Plus it can't be the end of it as I've met lots of real Sexi people who have just been too drunk so I've had to refuse to play! Xx

 

[The_Bibas]

Satnavs

Don't get me started with Google maps.. Swear to God she is on commission from esso or shell....

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[Deleted member 6485]

Don't get me started with Google maps.. Swear to God she is on commission from esso or shell....

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They are, on most occasions, a waste of time. I have so much trouble following the instructions x

 

[The_Bibas]

They are, on most occasions, a waste of time. I have so much trouble following the instructions x

I spend so much time screaming at her....
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[Deleted member 6485]

I spend so much time screaming at her....
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Ditto..x

 

[Deleted member 3411]

So I guess both @debE and @The_Bibas are not the sort to 'take instructions' ....

 

[The_Bibas]

So I guess both @debE and @The_Bibas are not the sort to 'take instructions' ....

Not true at all... I take them when they are right.. Which is rare

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[Deleted member 6485]

So I guess both @debE and @The_Bibas are not the sort to 'take instructions' ....

Not from a machine that makes you break suddenly to turn right down a no entry road lol x

 

[The_Bibas]

Not from a machine that makes you break suddenly to turn right down a no entry road lol x

Or gets itself lost when it loses GPS...
Ooooooo

 

[Deleted member 3411]

My old window sucker version had a female voice and if I went to fast she would mutter "you are exceeding the speed limit" in a sarcastic tone....after a while I started muttering back "oh f**** off" back...lol

 

[The_Bibas]

My old window sucker version had a female voice and if I went to fast she would mutter "you are exceeding the speed limit" in a sarcastic tone....after a while I started muttering back "oh f**** off" back...lol

I swear and shout all the time at GSB.. (Google stuck up Bitch)..
I don't think I have ever disliked anyone as much...
Conceited cow..

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