Men Be Warned

[Pearls]

3 sexual positions men should avoid | Daily Mail Online

 

[StokeChoke]

I like those 3 positions amongst others

Ok I like every position possible

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Ooops thats @Therapon fecked then all my faves

 

[Lovernotfighter]

But, but they're the three most basic positions and three of the best.

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

3 sexual positions men should avoid | Daily Mail Online

Thank the lord only 1600 cases since 1924. I'll take my chances.....now where's that blow up doll hiding......?

 

[Deleted member 3411]

More fake news I think.....

 

[Looby&Lew]

If you take notice of this you might as well shut up shop and hang a sign up saying 'no sex here...Daily Mail readers '

 

[Emmal]

All I can say is ouch!!! The thought of it made me cross my legs. Has anyone on here ever broken their penis?? Just curious x

 

[Emmal]

No but it has broken a few ladies in its time xx

suprised this answer didn't come up before @Stew

 

[peakcouple]

This has to be a joke, these are the 3 we use most times we play, in fact cowgirl is her favourite and she's not snapped a cock in a lifetime of doing it!

 

[Pearls]

No but it has broken a few ladies in its time xx

 

[First3some666]

Finding it impressive that one out of every five that fracture their penis manage to keep an erection

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Typical Daily Fail. If they're not moaning about something then they throw this load of shit to try and put people off having fun. So how the fuck are we meant to fuck, for fuck sake??? Turkey baster with the lights off, then separate beds it may seem.

 

[Pearls]

Typical Daily Fail. If they're not moaning about something then they throw this load of shit to try and put people off having fun. So how the fuck are we meant to fuck, for fuck sake??? Turkey baster with the lights off, then separate beds it may seem.

You scared

 

[Looby&Lew]

Typical Daily Fail. If they're not moaning about something then they throw this load of shit to try and put people off having fun. So how the fuck are we meant to fuck, for fuck sake??? Turkey baster with the lights off, then separate beds it may seem.

Oh go on then you've sold it to me

You old romantic

 

[Sammy]

You have a turkey baster with lights, wow how hi-tech !

Honest Story Sir
I do have a girl friend who tricked her long standing partner into getting pregnant using a turkey baster

 

[Sammy]

I wonder where she collected the donation from ?

She had been with her other half for 18 yrs so she felt her biological clock was ticking
Took matters into her own hands literally
Turkey Baster m condom
Legs in air against bathroom door for 20 mins
Hey presto 10 weeks down the line


For record I didn't agree !!

 

[The-Gent]

All I can say is ouch!!! The thought of it made me cross my legs. Has anyone on here ever broken their penis?? Just curious x

Tried loads of time but not yet.x

 

[AdventurerEllis]

It's a risk we are all willing to take!
You can't cut out those 3. The daily mail just want views I reckon. Pointless news

 

[Lace]

What would a broken penis look like

 

[mrclouse]

And there I thought it was gonna have the unicycle on there

 

[Pearls]

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Why ask Miss @Lace

 

[Max-the-3rd]

fuck that! I am willing to risk a broken cock.xx

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

Surely not.....our 3 favs. And three most common

 

[The-Gent]

now you know were a good boning comes from lol