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Men Vs Women

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017
4,745
2,654
City
Glastonbury
Downunder said:
Males...the only ones who can manufacture life
Females...are born with an ingredient of life that was manufactured by males

What came first, the sperm or the egg
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Genetically speaking, men are imperfect women.

Ever wonder why men have nipples? We don't need 'em. All humans are born with rudimentary potential breasts. In the case of women they are triggered to develop hormonally as a secondary sexual characteristic. Men not only have nipples, but undeveloped (pre-pubescent) breasts. Anyway, they have entertainment value.

Where does the Y chromosome (delineating a male) come from? They're imperfect X chromosomes &c &c

Taken to its extreme conclusion, "The male is an incomplete female aborted at the gene stage..." "To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited. Maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples."

And given that some scientists claim that they can make sperm in the lab... I think you might need to rethink your position
 

Baldrick

5 July 2016
5,740
9,823
City
Ossett
Getting ready for a Wedding

4 hours to go

Men - We've got a full four hours to go. Let's see what's on Netflix.

Women - WE'VE ONLY GOT FOUR HOURS TO GO AAAAAARRRGH

2 hours to go

Men - Well I suppose I best think about getting dressed and going for my haircut.

Women - You haven't even got dressed yet?! I swear to God you better go get your haircut right now!

1 hour to go

Men - Love have you seen my suit? Do you think it'll need ironing.

Women - They're gonna bury you in that suit if you don't get your arse into gear. You kids better not spill anything on your clothes, PUT THAT BLOODY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!

30 mins to go

Men - Right time for a shower, shave and get dressed.

Women - WHERE'S MY HAIRDRYER? WHO TOOK MY PERFUME, WHY HAVE YOU GOT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE ALL DOWN YOU, I BLOODY TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT!!

Time to go

Men - Right troops time to leave.

Women - GET IN THAT FUCKING CAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW! STOP FUCKING PUSHING! OLDEST AT THE FUCKING BACK. STOP FUCKING FIGHTING. YOU LOT BEST NOT FUCKING SHOW ME UP.

Men - yep best behaviour kids.

Women - I'm talking to you!
 

Lips_Pearls

19 March 2015
23,755
64,858
Bang on 100% ! Us men are so chilled with going out and such. Just take it all in our strides.
 

MOTM

Lovernotfighter

3 February 2016
6,694
16,837
City
York
Nope, was getting ready for day for my cousin's wedding.
 
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Pearls

18 July 2015
55,117
121,117
Why do men shout at the telly watching sport?
Why are men so aggressive when driving?
No body can hear you
 
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