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Men Vs Women
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Pearls
Think this is a big one . I used to wonder why I seemed to be so ill and thanks to recent research I now know why. Man flu is real and not just in my mind yippee lol xx
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I can honestly say my boners never awkward, more of course I'm hard I'm curled with a beautiful woman.
Maybe I should be more selective if I've had a night out and end up with someone in my bed that I don't really want in there , unfortunately I have done it a few times and started spooning and for some reason I don't seem to have any control when I'm going to get an erection it has a mind of its own lol , also I have had a few times when I have been trying to play it cool with someone I really fancy and got them into bed with that lovely bullshit line I sometimes use let's just get into bed and do a bit of spooning knowing full well my intentions are to do so much more, and again up it goes and I'm thinking am I going to get a slap round the face or is she going to sit on my face lol , so my boners are sometimes very awkward lol
As with so many things, we should just defer to George Carlin...
Just to update on this we've just been to Hobbeycraft today to get some velcro and done 7, I repeat 7 laps of the shop!!! And still only came out of the shop with velcro!!!
On a snap decision after leaving Hobbeycraft, I decided to get some new jeans and a shirt for our pub meet next weekend. We were in and out and back at the car within 15 minutes
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Pearls
MOTM
I can do 9.I can do number 11 ... no problem
Between us all on the site combined we could possibly make the perfect husband
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You sure about that? Bound to be something missing!I can do 9.
Between us all on the site combined we could possibly make the perfect husband
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Pearls
Yep I think we're all going to fail at the no. 49 hurdleYou sure about that? Bound to be something missing!
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Pearls
PerfickI can do every one except 47, 49 (obviously) and 53
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