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Pearls

• 5 June 2019

• #1

If you pull a face too long it will stay like that

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Stew

26 October 2018

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• 5 June 2019

• #2

Red sky at night shepherds delight
Red sky in the morning the barns on fire !

 

Tiger

8 July 2018

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• 5 June 2019

• #3

If you play with yourself you’ll go blind

Tiger xx

 

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Deleted member 11094

• 5 June 2019

• #4

Eat your crusts it'll make your hair curly

 

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Pearls

• 5 June 2019

• #5

Don’t get your hair wet or you’ll catch cold

 

Stew

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• 5 June 2019

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Don’t sit on concrete you’ll get piles

 

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Pearls

• 5 June 2019

• #7

Having sex in water will stop you getting pregnant

 

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Deleted member 11094

• 5 June 2019

• #8

Close the lid before you flush the toilet, or you'll flush away all your good luck.

Too much telly gives you square eyes

 

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Vanezza

Stud Muffin

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• 5 June 2019

• #9

Stop that! You'll go blind!!

N xxx

 

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Stew

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• 5 June 2019

• #10

Vanezza said:

Stop that! You'll go blind!!

N xxx

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Who said that !!!

 

fincon

10 July 2018

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• 6 June 2019

• #11

WolfieGray said:

Close the lid before you flush the toilet, or you'll flush away all your good luck.

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I come from a family of hairdressers, genuinely. Most of my family was in the business.

Genuine hairdressers’ superstition back in the days of handwritten appointment books at reception: you must never shut the appointments book. If you start a new one, the new one must be open before you shut the old one. If you close the current appointment book… you might never have a reason to open it again.

 

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Deleted member 126

• 6 June 2019

• #12

Eating carrots makes you see in the dark

 

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MP386

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• 6 June 2019

• #13

Lace said:

Eating carrots makes you see in the dark

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You mean it doesn’t

 

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MP386

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• 6 June 2019

• #14

When the cow’s lay down it’s going to rain ....

 

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Deleted member 126

• 6 June 2019

• #15

MP386 said:

You mean it doesn’t

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I kept eating carrots thinking it would

 

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MP386

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• 6 June 2019

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Lace said:

I kept eating carrots thinking it would

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I still do

 

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