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17 November 2017
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I've been losing my hair since school, that's why it's always short and I accepted that a long time ago. So why now do I start getting hairs grow out of my ears, what is the benefit of hairy ears :hmm:
 

Therapon

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Ahhh... You were the old codger I mowed down in the rush to get out of the supermarket.... You wouldn't have realised it was me... too busy looking for your glasses...:whistle::rofl::rofl::love::love:

So it was you, I thought I recognised those legs as you raced away leaving a trail of havoc behind. There is a wanted poster up now asking for info about a reckless female trolley driver, the reward if a years supply of free Jaffa cakes.
 
18 October 2015
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So it was you, I thought I recognised those legs as you raced away leaving a trail of havoc behind. There is a wanted poster up now asking for info about a reckless female trolley driver, the reward if a years supply of free Jaffa cakes.
Busted....:rofl:
 
Pearls

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18 July 2015
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Ok my eyesight is going for sure, my ass needs a lift, a couple of pegs to pin my crows feet up would help but on a good note I have noticed a positive, you start to go bald everywhere so shaving is going out the window :eek::D
 
4 July 2017
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It's official..
Today Stephen reset my phone to the large font...
I am old...
Eye sight is going
Bunion... Although I suspect gout..
My Body is not what it was..feeling flabby but still eating healthy..

Fecking changing room mirrors.. Wtf are they all about lately.. No wonder the shops are going bust.. I look shite in everything and the ultra bright lights and 3 way mirrors don't help....

What have you noticed about age creeping up on you?

XxxBibaxxX
Lol

I've just celebrated a 40th b'day. It's what you make of it.

*shrugs*
 
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4 July 2017
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Lol

I've just celebrated a 40th b'day. It's what you make of it.

*shrugs*
And while I think of it, I once had a long thread of conversation with a guy who was 85 (at the time, I assume he's still with us) and an active swinger with his second wife (69). Fully bisexual and utterly filthy.

I didn't know whether to be deeply impressed or a little bit sick
 
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And while I think of it, I once had a long thread of conversation with a guy who was 85 (at the time, I assume he's still with us) and an active swinger with his second wife (69). Fully bisexual and utterly filthy.

I didn't know whether to be deeply impressed or a little bit sick
Gotta be impressed by that, I think if I were to reach 85 I'd look like an old potato.
 

Vanezza

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However I have to add here that i am enjoying the slower hair growth and don't have to plunk my eyebrows too often and my legs and armpits don't need shaving as often which is nice now i wish the downstairs area was as good but no that's still too quick and gets bristly far too fast.

Vxxx
 
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However I have to add here that i am enjoying the slower hair growth and don't have to plunk my eyebrows too often and my legs and armpits don't need shaving as often which is nice now i wish the downstairs area was as good but no that's still too quick and gets bristly far too fast.

Vxxx
And me.... No wait.... Hang on...