So I read this article about using a vacuum cleaner for a blow job or more accurately a suck job, and methinks that could be fun!
Wait for SWMBO. To go out get myself comfortable and set it up ! Hit the power switch and OMG the most excruciating agony ever ! Couldn't reach the switch so just yanked it out oooohhh bugger that doesn't look good, but over time it's healing nicely!
Why didn't he put you can't use an upright !!!! Bloody brushes ,,,,