Pet Names For Your Naughty Bits.

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Deleted member 10827

• 4 August 2018

• #1

We'll kick it off

His: Dennis The Menace

Hers : Gnasher

 

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Deleted member 6127

• 4 August 2018

• #2

His... Percy Pecker
Hers... Hello Kitty
Cxxx

 

Ahabs

14 February 2017

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• 4 August 2018

• #3

"Captain".

 

Lips_Pearls

19 March 2015

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• 5 August 2018

• #4

Lol we don’t really but I used to say Mr Beef and the Mysterons.

 

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 7 August 2018

• #5

I don't have a name for my penis (AKA: "my penis") but other people have given it names.

My fav is GC = Great cock

 

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MP386

9 November 2015

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• 7 August 2018

• #6

The “Old Chap “

 

ShyandTwisted

9 August 2018

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Loughborough

• 9 August 2018

• #7

Vincent or smooth jimmy depending on the bush status of my todger . hers is a shameful stealing of Jade goodies name for hers Pink kebab

 

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Baldrick

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Ossett

• 15 August 2018

• #8

I call Kaz's "The Growler"

Now before you all call me a Big Meanie read what she calls mine:-

I attempted to call him "The Lovestick" and Kaz called it "The Dipstick".

I attempted to call him "Godzilla" and Kaz called him "Chinchilla".

I attempted to call "General Baldrick" and Kaz kept demoting him and he ended up being "Private Baldrick".

I attempted to call him "King Kong" but Kaz called him "Geoff" (You know from the old PG Tips Adverts ).

She settled on "Bob" cos he's always up and down .
Fecking Bob I tells you

B x

 

Lips_Pearls

19 March 2015

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• 15 August 2018

• #9

Baldricknkaz said:

I call Kaz's "The Growler"

Now before you all call me a Big Meanie read what she calls mine:-

I attempted to call him "The Lovestick" and Kaz called it "The Dipstick".

I attempted to call him "Godzilla" and Kaz called him "Chinchilla".

I attempted to call "General Baldrick" and Kaz kept demoting him and he ended up being "Private Baldrick".

I attempted to call him "King Kong" but Kaz called him "Geoff" (You know from the old PG Tips Adverts ).

She settled on "Bob" cos he's always up and down .
Fecking Bob I tells you

B x

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Fucking hell

 

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TogNMuse

26 March 2018

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• 14 April 2019

• #10

Winky and wonky - I drunkenly said to Muse one night "I wanna stick my winky in your wonky" and it stuck, the name not my winky

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 15 April 2019

• #11

As mentioned somewhere. Foo foo

 

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