Porkie pies ?

[Pearls]

We all know that this scene is the worst for lies, it’s always amazed me when people say “swingers are the most genuine people around” what a load of crap..
So what would you say is the biggest fib, the most common that you hear?

Mine would be
“We are a genuine couple”
?

Over to you.

 

[MP386]

We all know that this scene is the worst for lies, it’s always amazed me when people say “swingers are the most genuine people around” what a load of crap..
So what would you say is the biggest fib, the most common that you hear?

Mine would be
“We are a genuine couple”
?

Over to you.

Isn’t everyone genuine ?…?

 

[MP386]

We all know that this scene is the worst for lies, it’s always amazed me when people say “swingers are the most genuine people around” what a load of crap..
So what would you say is the biggest fib, the most common that you hear?

Mine would be
“We are a genuine couple”
?

Over to you.

Couples where just the men getting involved…..the wife never gets involved …genuine couples .

 

[Kwaka_Rider]

The single girl "I'm not meeting anyone at the moment" message.....then gets a verification of a meet

 

[Skippy01]

I'm single x

 

[Skippy01]

Oh and "the wife loves playing with women".When clearly the wife once got off with her best mate in whetherspoons,when she was pissed and suddenly she's a dab hand x

 

[Kwaka_Rider]

Oh and "the wife loves playing with women".When clearly the wife once got off with her best mate in whetherspoons,when she was pissed and suddenly she's a dab hand x

Dab the hand where?

 

[Skippy01]

Dab the hand where?

You know...there ? ? x

 

[mrclouse]

my phone is broken and i can't take any recent pictures but I'm definitely a female

 

[Pearls]

The wife is working so you got Mr. Seems all women in this game work 12hr shifts every day. ?

 

[Skippy01]

"We don't judge"....not in person anyway ? x

 

[Pearls]

"We don't judge"....not in person anyway ? x

Love it

 

[Therapon]

Can't do a PV as we have no nothing to write with

 

[mrclouse]

this is me

 

[livvye123]

this is me
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Think I prefer you in the hat and with the special brew. Purple is definitely not your colour x

 

[Stew]

Sorry I gotta cancel the meeting my new washing machine is arriving today !!

This was me a couple of years ( decades ) ago, I don’t have any recent ones !

And many many more !

 

[NotSoFireproof]

"Yeah babe, I'm 7.5 inches hard" - turns up with a 4 inch at best. ??

 

[Pearls]

A recent video call,
Is the Mrs there so we can say hello.
No she’s in the bath! ?

 

[Deleted member 120]

A recent video call,
Is the Mrs there so we can say hello.
No she’s in the bath! ?

Hiding in the bathroom… ?

 

[Pearls]

Hiding in the bathroom… ?

I think he called the neighbour to shout hello from the corridor ?

 

[Deleted member 120]

"Yeah babe, I'm 7.5 inches hard" - turns up with a 4 inch at best. ??

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[Pearls]

Is that you in the photos looking a right hottie
Yea but twenty yrs ago ?

 

[mrclouse]

"Yeah babe, I'm 7.5 inches hard" - turns up with a 4 inch at best. ??

shit how did you find out cough cough* i mean totally not me

 

[Pearls]

shit how did you find out cough cough* i mean totally not me

No definitely not you Clousy baby

 

[mrclouse]

No definitely not you Clousy baby

? ? ?