Yes, do you wan't me to bring up the examples or we happy to concede here?
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A slight exageration of the truth is not lying lol xYes, do you wan't me to bring up the examples or we happy to concede here?
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Ffs ?
Is that a faceplant or are you just holding your nose
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I once fell asleep holding a dairy milk. I'm guessing it feels abit like that xIt’s flipping rank
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It’s flipping rank
I notice the op hasn't said why they had to google this in the first case
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I'm not into conspiracies, but is it a coincidence about MPs post in the wonky? ?? xI notice the op hasn't said why they had to google this in the first case
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Don't forget the deodorant cans.. W.. ??Wasn't me.
Apart from the fact it's illegal, why just why introduce yourself by sending a photo of your todger ....... and often a todger side by side with a remote or beer can
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I can only match the free tester bottles... W.. ??Are you speaking from experience
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I only use these, always makes it look bigger
But I do wonder if the ladies prefer the can to the prick
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We try and put as much info as we can in our profile.. We haven't really got specific preferences because they have changed so much since we have been in this lifestyle.. We are enjoying all the new experiences we are getting.. I agree with a lot of the comments.. I like to welcome people and let them know that people here are friendly but that's not a green light that everyone wants to jump into bed with you.. We do get messages from people we have welcomed,, this is a minority I must add.. Saying they want to meet and love certain parts of Mrs h.. I do wonder sometimes do people honestly think someone would say yes and actually meet them after messages like that.. Probably not.. W.. ??
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I think I could match that on a good day... W.. ??I only use these, always makes it look bigger
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But I do wonder if the ladies prefer the can to the prick
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So can I, so long as it's not cold
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Ok, I’m gonna eat my lunch as it them first food all day and view online, then when I go lay down in bed for my nanna nap, I will check out Tarmacking!
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Well thank you SS for the brilliant extra knowledge I now have. However, I will not be asking or accepting tarmacing any time soon.
Well, I may take number if I set up a just fans page ???
Well, I may take number if I set up a just fans page ???
I'll be honest, the urban dictionary is a good few hours of fun. Although "tarmacking" was a new one on me.
Others you should look up;
Swedish periscope
The spiderman
The sneaky rafiki
Rusty trombone
I should stop working in male orientated environments, as this is where i've learned all of these.
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You know you want too! And I promise none of those are as bad as tarmacking.
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You sure you’re not fibbin