Just curious are any guys on here able to sucky da doo dah themselves ? Or indeed ladies drink from their own nectar cup ??
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I can do da splits (just) but can’t get me head down there. I can pop me legs behind my head but that’s as far as it goes.
Can you?
Can you?
Nope neither sadlyI can do da splits (just) but can’t get me head down there. I can pop me legs behind my head but that’s as far as it goes.
Can you?
No, not supple Enough, but I can get my legs behind my head 
haven’t tried that in a long while.
Tiger xx
haven’t tried that in a long while. Tiger xx
Any man that says he”s never tried is lying, Christ we’d never get anything done if we could
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We wouldn't want de-skill women equality and all that, and the real reason men like women sucking their cocks, is it means we get 10 minutes without nagging, we get not sexual pleasure what so ever
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Would it surprise anyone here, if I said I got myself stuck in a broken arched-type-way, when my muscle snapped trying to do it?
I also felt like I snapped a rib.
I managed some.... but that was it.
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I also felt like I snapped a rib.
I managed some.... but that was it.
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And I was at least 7 st lighterWould it surprise anyone here, if I said I got myself stuck in a broken arched-type-way, when my muscle snapped trying to do it?
I also felt like I snapped a rib.
I managed some.... but that was it.
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Would it surprise anyone here, if I said I got myself stuck in a broken arched-type-way, when my muscle snapped trying to do it?
I also felt like I snapped a rib.
I managed some.... but that was it.
I used to be able to but I’m not as flexible as I used to be.........
Not sure I want to try just in case I get do myself a mischief
Not sure I want to try just in case I get do myself a mischief
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You tarte!I used to be able to but I’m not as flexible as I used to be.........
I did almost break my back doing it and felt a rib snapped - my right side as it happens
Hahaha same!Not sure I want to try just in case I get do myself a mischief
Too chunky nowadays.
It's the homebrew. Honest
10 minutes
But that 10 minutes will be the most bliss filled 10 minutes, besides after 10 minutes you'd probably moan about jaw ache or something
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There is that but I has good musclesBut that 10 minutes will be the most bliss filled 10 minutes, besides after 10 minutes you'd probably moan about jaw ache or something
All that experience through nagging helps build up fine jaw muscles - isn't it said women never fart because they never shut up long enough to build up any back pressure.There is that but I has good muscles
I'm a really nice guy, honestly
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I’m not feeling the nice guy bitAll that experience through nagging helps build up fine jaw muscles - isn't it said women never fart because they never shut up long enough to build up any back pressure.
I'm a really nice guy, honestly
I can’t remember the comedian who observed “if fellas had tits, we’d never leave the house…”
I’m not feeling the nice guy bit
Well you only need to ask if you want to cop a feel
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Mmmm...not going to happen never been flexible and trying to push my own head down at the same time going to end up in A&E, explain that one to the doctor...
Leave it to the lovely Miss C and her skills xxxx :0)) T
Leave it to the lovely Miss C and her skills
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HahaMmmm...not going to happen never been flexible and trying to push my own head down at the same time going to end up in A&E, explain that one to the doctor...
Leave it to the lovely Miss C and her skills