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Deleted member 1030 · 9 November 2018

Lips_Pearls said:
You sayin' you have one?

Maybe

uk2002 · 9 November 2018

MP386 said:
Sure one or two have resorted to their five a day portions .... the fruit and veg in the cupboard....

Jamesie in Rab C Nesbit enjoyed the odd melon

Lips_Pearls · 9 November 2018

meandlis said:
Maybe

Ooosh check you out and your feather duster!

thing is, which are ye?

#LeTarte

Deleted member 6485 · 9 November 2018

uk2002 said:
Anal lube?

Deleted member 1030 · 9 November 2018

Lips_Pearls said:
thing is, which are ye?

Both - and more

Lips_Pearls · 9 November 2018

meandlis said:
Both - and more

Oh I know baby .. I mean mate.

Errmmm... where were we?
So how's your stalk?

uk2002 · 9 November 2018

Probably wilting at this time of night

Lips_Pearls · 9 November 2018

uk2002 said:
Probably wilting at this time of night

Oh I don't know... I've seen this stalk hold strong after a decent scotch and 12 hour session.
My good Sir, we're dealing with one horny bastard.
He doesn't go down without a fight

uk2002 · 9 November 2018

Lips_Pearls said:
.................... He doesn't go down without a fight

Might be better worded that part of the post
:devil:

Lips_Pearls · 9 November 2018

uk2002 said:
Might be better worded that part of the post
:devil:

Oh shit! ermm... yeah I agree.
Well, it's okay.
Doxy wands FTW.

Privateparts · 10 November 2018

How have I missed this

Wheels · 10 November 2018

Household Items Electric Wheelchair would have to be like a sex machine sit on dildo the speed and joystick could be control your own pleasure remote. My manual wheelchair comes apart very easy wheels arm rests etc so would be the cheaper version of the same toy but comes with more attachments as a bonus. Battery packs chargers could be like the kettle prod things obviously not so severe. My bed lever could be like a spreader hmmmm. Would paint count as a sensual edible like wax for massages for foreplay...… just a few ideas

uk2002 · 10 November 2018

Here's an innovative one for the summer days
Pleasant cycling in the country, especially over rough ground
The Dildo Bike

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