Sex Toys

[Deleted member 1030]

You sayin' you have one?

Maybe

 

[uk2002]

Sure one or two have resorted to their five a day portions .... the fruit and veg in the cupboard....

Jamesie in Rab C Nesbit enjoyed the odd melon

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Maybe

Ooosh check you out and your feather duster!



thing is, which are ye?

#LeTarte

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Anal lube?

 

[Deleted member 1030]

thing is, which are ye?

Both - and more

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Both - and more

Oh I know baby .. I mean mate.

Errmmm... where were we?
So how's your stalk?

 

[uk2002]

Probably wilting at this time of night

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Probably wilting at this time of night

Oh I don't know... I've seen this stalk hold strong after a decent scotch and 12 hour session.
My good Sir, we're dealing with one horny bastard.
He doesn't go down without a fight

 

[uk2002]

.................... He doesn't go down without a fight

Might be better worded that part of the post
:devil:

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Might be better worded that part of the post
:devil:

Oh shit! ermm... yeah I agree.
Well, it's okay.
Doxy wands FTW.

 

[Privateparts]

How have I missed this

 

[Wheels]

Household Items Electric Wheelchair would have to be like a sex machine sit on dildo the speed and joystick could be control your own pleasure remote. My manual wheelchair comes apart very easy wheels arm rests etc so would be the cheaper version of the same toy but comes with more attachments as a bonus. Battery packs chargers could be like the kettle prod things obviously not so severe. My bed lever could be like a spreader hmmmm. Would paint count as a sensual edible like wax for massages for foreplay...… just a few ideas

 

[uk2002]

Here's an innovative one for the summer days
Pleasant cycling in the country, especially over rough ground
The Dildo Bike