* I was about to get my train home when someone popped up, so I hopped in a cab, went off and fucked a young guy of Spanish extraction.
The funny thing was, I was clocked on the way out. I left the flat and walked down the stairs behind a young woman who was definitely smoking something rather fruity. She saw/heard me and looked embarrassed at being caught and walked quicker but held the main door open for me.
I thanked her and then quietly said, "Smells good," and smiled.
We had a short conversation as she gave me directions elsewhere and then she asked, "Were you meeting a woman?"
I laughed and said, No.
"A man?"
I laughed even harder and replied, "Oh
you're good. No, I'm down for work, just visiting a friend..."
Maybe I was feeling very relaxed or something but I found the whole exchange most amusing.