Shop window.

[Deleted member 120]

Your profile is a shop window, no?
What are you selling and why should peeps come in and want to buy from you?

Sliders excluded ofc ?x

 

[Guru G]

Your profile is a shop window, no?
What are you selling and why should peeps come in and want to buy from you?

Sliders excluded ofc ?x

Sliders!!!! .... oh wait ?, I sell them the dream of being a Welsh hunk but really I'm a fat bastard from Watford ?

 

[Pearls]

Your profile is a shop window, no?
What are you selling and why should peeps come in and want to buy from you?

Sliders excluded ofc ?x

What ya wearing

 

[mrclouse]

 

[mrclouse]

i sell unicorns and butterflys but the unicorn is horse with a cone stuck on its head and the butterflys dont ask about the butterflys

 

[Deleted member 120]

What ya wearing

Erm.. yeah...

Sliders!!!! .... oh wait ?, I sell them the dream of being a Welsh hunk but really I'm a fat bastard from Watford ?

LOLZ. Ahh you're Welsh really. Just in denial.. Don't let any bastard steel your heritage from you. << Well, you're here ain't ya?>> ?

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Bloody hell mate!
Mind you, I thought you were a musician.. Hmm

https://socialswinging.com/threads/funny-fotos.1319/page-136#post-474991

i sell unicorns and butterflys but the unicorn is horse with a cone stuck on its head and the butterflys dont ask about the butterflys

Spill. Must you now should.

 

[mrclouse]

Bloody hell mate!
Mind you, I thought you were a musician.. Hmm

https://socialswinging.com/threads/funny-fotos.1319/page-136#post-474991

Spill. Must you now should.

music's there to relax and just hang out >.>

i dont know what you want me to spill >.> those butter-flys are defiantly and literally as they say so


but yea in all honesty my profile seems more confident and witty than i am i guess

 

[Deleted member 120]

my profile seems more confident and witty than i am i guess

No no.. That's a negative. Shhh..... ?

 

[Lovernotfighter]

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Creepy deep voice activated
"What ya buying?
What ya selling?"

 

[Tiger]

I’m selling myself my branding “The cat in the hat” @Tiger The First Saturday Socials, The mystery, The intrigue & my party trick with doughnuts Amongst other things!

Tiger xx

 

[mrclouse]

Creepy deep voice activated
"What ya buying?
What ya selling?"

Exactly ?

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Your profile is a shop window, no?
What are you selling and why should peeps come in and want to buy from you?

Sliders excluded ofc ?x

I don't know what my profile says about me I just tried to be truthful when I wrote and chose a photo that doesn't make me look like I have a big mishapen nose (which happens for some reason even though I don't have a big mishapen nose)

 

[Deleted member 19022]

Sliders!!!! .... oh wait ?, I sell them the dream of being a Welsh hunk but really I'm a fat bastard from Watford ?

The home of Elton John, understand your fashion sense now ???

 

[Guru G]

The home of Elton John, understand your fashion sense now ???

That guy is a fashion god but you're right kevlar I'm not far off ??

 

[Deleted member 19022]

Your profile is a shop window, no?
What are you selling and why should peeps come in and want to buy from you?

Sliders excluded ofc ?x

I sometimes think on sites it doesn't matter how you sell yourself people tend to judge you by your pic, be it genuine or fake.
I know I have been honest on my profile, yes I haven't gone into depth about my personal life and quite open to talk about it in private.
I think people see and older gentleman, not much hair and slightly overweight. I see a bloke who's open, like to think I'm funny and still attractive and sexy in a odd kind of way. Certainly not here to waste my time. When you get to my age you realise how quickly life is passing by. Not wanting to waste others precious time as well.
At the end of the day, you can write the best profile ever but if your photo isn't liked then I think people won't buy into you. Hopefully when socials restart then people will see the real you and make their decision on personality instead of 12 inch cock.