Got to keep him on his toes, it keeps him honest xxHehehehehe, aint they always Slaving Us men ass lmao muuuaaaaaaaaaahhhh @Pearls
I dont fooken mind, I just loved to get my big hug of my old mate hehehehe xxxxHiya me old @Mootje feeling a bit better mate, but ease off on the hugs or you'll catch this virus
hehehehe, OMG women Women We love em n can't live without em WOMEN muuuaaaaaaaahhhhGot to keep him on his toes, it keeps him honest xx
You can have a man hug anytime mateI dont fooken mind, I just loved to get my big hug of my old mate hehehehe xxxx
Thank you mate yes love a man hug of my lovely big bear mate ZeebsYou can have a man hug anytime mate
Thank you mate yes love a man hug of my lovely big bear mate Zeebs
fook off, Just tell me when and i will freaking show UP hehehehe, I wanna learn from the Master :d:dpity you are not around, doing a bondage shoot next month with naked ladies on scaffolding, i'll have to get someone else to be arse-isstant
fook off, Just tell me when and i will freaking show UP hehehehe, I wanna learn from the Master :d:d
<<<I am A Priest mate will only be helping hehehehehe and assisting lolyour heart won't stand it mate, anyway these girls only like other girls LOL
Wish I knew which cousins I was responsible for (there's lots of them!)We are defo nawty cousins lol xxx
All of them!Wish I knew which cousins I was responsible for (there's lots of them!)
Happy days!All of them!
Oh we know that!We are defo nawty cousins lol xxx
Oh I think anyone who has seen your pics will also agree thereNawty cousins
But lets get one thing straight..
I never wear knickers on a night out
Woohoo that's us to a tee!!!!!Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
Big (but nawty) Sis
You know the one, always bails you out when you need lipgloss, a fag or a tenner @meet_the_fockers
The children
@riccarda Can get away with murder, can do whatever they like and can come and go as they please.
@Therapon @Therapon is the more reliable one who you can guarantee will always be there at BBQ's and family events. Usually found in his habitat; the bar and swooning the ladies...
The Dependable and Reliable Uncles (and aunts)
You know the type, they always watch your back, always know what's going - always go to when you need to talk about you know - adult stuff.. - @Steed99 - @SexyTatts @Kikuchiyo
Godparents -
Friendly, will look after you and will take care of you when you die!! It's @The-A-Team !!
Grandparents
Rocking chairs, blankets - electric fires... You get the gist IT'S @zebo & @Mz-Zebo
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@The-Bibas - @LeeWidnes - @Littlelee71 - @Leather & @Lace - @Looby&Lew - @meandlis - @Harry - @2shameless - @TaurinandThalia - @dirtywmam @AstralLove - @Findaswingersclub - @Vex @mrandmrspink @Pilipala81 - @Kat - @Miss-Sexy-Legs - @Easymodesa - @Stuart_69 @Tattooed_minx - @NigelandJulie - @busty_n_lusty @Cindylove - @Trevor -- added as mentioned; @Curious_mind - @kopinov @Coupleforfun @scrunchymuffet @Hornycouple0613 @Pippa @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @TLcpl @Mootje @Fortynflirty @VoluptuousVixen @LadyLily @Bumpngrind2014 @uk2002 @TattyB @Minxy @EvilS (he's all growed up now)@Wheels5885 @Mootje @Marky191268 @Fortynflirty @Theotherhalf @RobbieFutuo @Bansheewarrior @mrandmrs30plus @Lovernotfighter @Crezy @froggi @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Lovestruckcpl @Colchesternewbieswingers @AlphaOmega @Kwaka_Rider @Open_minded_2016 @Neither_dark_or_handsome @Curious @Kentcouple @Beds_Bi @JustCurious99 @TaurinandThalia @Brona @2ofus @2hunters @Pussinboots75 @@j_cider @blondieanddagwood @Boywood @Ludlow12 @Lola @Molly7584 @TrustySteed @fezandmaz @2hot2handle @Harry&Janey @PropafunXL @SussexSwinger @Robbo @davange @Dharrison @Pzcfun
@Charlia << Charlia has earnt her spot in the nawty cousins list
@Fallen-Angel << Angel has also definitely earnt her spot in the nawty cousins list
The Long Lost Cousins -
Again you know the type.. Always propping up the bar at Christenings Weddings and bloody Funerals
@Celtic_Warrior - @HornyWestCouple - @Sh123 - @Stevo - @EASTLANCSFUN - @dorset/guy - @PRG978 - @Letsplay4real - @Reb&JB @Yardmanbbc @K&G_Huercal @isabella -
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, but we're too scared to ask in case we get shouted at, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@adeshell - @colin-stephanie - @Happy Couple @emlet - @ult1mate1 @chopper - @ropebunnylily @LeKoople - @David19691 - @MforMMF @ken_and_tigs
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@DandMina - @Chellsterfem @Chell0408 - @wittowoo - @Driftwood70 - @Bonker - @Clares_Panties - @Charlie - @Kingandqueen @Naughtygirly - @RandW - @Rob_and_Dot - @Ruberfunxxx - @Scott - @SecretLibertines - - @HappyP - @nelliejim - @Beagle - @ravencade
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere, everyone knows OF them, but never quite sure how to find their way there to see them.. However, although we never go to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@TownhouseTwosome - @TheVA - @Mingles - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @TheMilfClub - @Fetishswingers - @TLCClub - @Gloucester-Social - @Xtasia - @ClubHermione - @Arousal
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
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