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Discussion in 'General Chats' started by Admin, 11 December 2015.

  1. Admin

    Admin Admin

    -Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
    Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.

    This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
    Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
    It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
    M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes..... :D

    okay okay in the name of Christmas Spirit - as mentioned this can be a tree too, and as the star on top - it's a new lady here...


    Our Star for Christmas
    @Curious_mind - Little Miss Madam


    Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls ;)

    Big (but nawty) Sis
    You know the one, always bails you out when you need lipgloss, a fag or a tenner @meet_the_fockers :love:

    The children
    Eldest ;

    @riccarda Similar to the usual first born... Can get away with murder, can do whatever they like and can come and go as they please.
    The eldest is always the party animal but always polite, respectful. Don't need to be told off too often, if you do you can harm her feelings and then you feel like shit for doing so.
    @Therapon As with the youngest or middle one, still finding their feet and learning about things.

    The Dependable and Reliable Uncles (and aunts)
    You know the type, they always watch your back, always know what's going - always go to when you need to talk about you know - adult stuff.. - @Steed99 - @Anthony_Newton @Kikuchiyo (y)

    Godparents -
    Friendly, will look after you and will take care of you when you die!! It's @The-A-Team !! :love:


    Rocking chairs, blankets - electric fires... You get the gist IT'S @zebo & @Mz-Zebo

    The NAWTY Cousins

    (bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,

    @Double-Trouble - @amboman - @LeeWidnes - @Edinman - @Littlelee71 - @Leather & @Lace - @Looby&Lew - @meandlis - @Harry - @2shameless - @TaurinandThalia - @dirtywmam @sweetNsaucy - @AstralLove - @Findaswingersclub - @Vex @mrandmrspink @Pilipala81 - @Kat - @legseleven - @Easymodesa - @Stuart_69 - @QueenOfTease @Tattooed_minx - @NigelandJulie - @busty_n_lusty @TGBS2015 @Cindylove - @MarknHollynys @Trevor - @Sloughslut -- added as mentioned; @Curious_mind -@kopinov @Scrumps @EmmaB @Coupleforfun @scrunchymuffet @Hornycouple0613@Pippa @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @TLcpl @Mootje @Fortynflirty @VoluptuousVixen @LadyLily

    The Long Lost Cousins -
    Again you know the type.. Always propping up the bar at Christenings Weddings and bloody Funerals :p

    @masterswanvale - @Charlia - @HornyWestCouple - @Sh123 - @Stevo - @EASTLANCSFUN - @dorset/guy - @PRG978 - @Letsplay4real - @Reb&JB @Yardmanbbc @K&G_Huercal @isabella - @Bumpngrind2014

    The Conservative Cousins -

    These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, but we're too scared to ask in case we get shouted at, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..

    @adeshell - @colin-stephanie - - @Happy Couple @emlet - @ult1mate1 - @Hornysunflower77 - @lisa&paul - @chopper - @ropebunnylily @LeKoople @Lynz-Roberts - @David19691 - @uk2002 - @MforMMF
    @TattyB @Seyerus

    The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
    Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -

    @DandMina - @Chellsterfem @Chell0408 - @wittowoo - @Driftwood70 - @Bonker - @Clares_Panties - @Charlie - @Kingandqueen @Markim - @Naughtygirly - @RandW - @Rob_and_Dot - @Ruberfunxxx - @Scott - @SecretLibertines - @Minxy - @HappyP - @nelliejim - @Beagle - @ravencade @sthwalescpl @AlphaOmega

    The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
    These are the family members who are always around somewhere, everyone knows OF them, but never quite sure how to find their way there to see them.. However, although we never go to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events! ;)
    @TownhouseTwosome - @TheVA - @Mingles - @CatEvolution - @ThePrivateClub - @BiZarreEvents - @TheMilfClub - @Fetishswingers - @TLCClub - @Gloucester-Social - @Xtasia - @ClubHermione - @Arousal

    Recently Christened -
    Okay these are a slight difficulty to gauge in order to add to the family tree correctly as they've literally just been Christened in what must seem like a baptism of fire! in no order as such;

    @CalvinJWest - @H_G_CambsCouple - @skaternbabycake - @satinblouse - @Secretliaisons - @Achingmember - @jonyandjaney - @hunybuny - @J&H - @Curious - @Sweetfun - @Rogerandlucy - @Oakwood - @thlovers - @B&N_Essex - @Shelikestodance - @ExperiencedStillLearning - @NoirPleasure - @Rts1 - @Jamesdean69 - @Mickygred - @Dan985 - @DGM - @BucksGuy - @Anders NEWBIE ALERT!! @Leason198 @Sin1

    New eh?? :whistle: :sneaky::sneaky:

    Lastly - You may be wondering where @EvilS fits into all this?
    Well he's like the man in the family who keeps us all light-hearted and full of fun.
    He's got such an amazing sense of humour, grit, charm and can talk the undies off a lady, smooth bugger!! In all the nicest possible ways Elvis. :D

    So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
    Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?

    Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.

    Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
    They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to! :whistle:
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  2. Uncle @zebo am i a proper uncle or one of those seedy one's ?
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  3. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Omg what have you created and where is grampa, we have to have a grampa xx

    Haha xx
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  4. Admin

    Admin Admin

    It's different, but the tags are messing the thread up :p
  5. Looby&Lew

    Looby&Lew PV Sprtr


    Very clever and funny. You need to get out more x lol
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  6. Haha YESSIR!!! Naughty cousin alright !!! X hell yeah !
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  7. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    I not no granny grimbles xx

    Yep you are, bad boy xx
  8. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Quickly fixed this thread display options. Apologies for that, was unexpected.
    Anyway, hope you enjoy this. :) x
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  9. And why is @EvilS a duck on the post ?? has he been a bad boy ??
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  10. Pretty certain you'll find me fitting into the nawty cousins category ... ;)
    But I'll let you off - you don't know me that well yet and I'm still holding back a little .. Haha xx:rofl:;):rofl:
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  11. Granny @Pearls . . . . it has a ring to it :)
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  12. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Hes the little baby of the family that we all look after and protect from people like you :):whistle:
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  13. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Good judge of character no doubt xx
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  14. Thats the very one !
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  15. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Shut it shrimpy :eek: I was getting to like you xx
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  16. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Oh I say xx
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  17. Admin

    Admin Admin

    @zebo please refresh - in fact everyone should as I made changes, the tags were messing the post up.

    @Curious_mind consider it done... I kinda guessed anyway but was being polite :D x
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  18. Nooooo don't hold back @Curious_mind it will make you go blind
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  19. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    haha she is though and is always naughty xx
  20. @riccarda is more of a likeable slut than a naughty brat :)
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  21. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Shes not no slut... for shame on you xx
  22. I have known her a lot longer than you, yes she is !! . . . can @The-A-Team be grandma and grandpa LOL ( no disrespect ) because they are always friendly and say hello to newbie's too

    on second thought i am older than @The-A-Team . . . . oops sorry guys :)
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  23. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Oh you are in trouble now, Im getting a chair... xx
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