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Sophie and Ronaldo gave up the high life. They got married to raise a family and now live in a caravan in Clacton. Sophie now has four children, none of which fathered by Ronaldo. But each of the children receive regular birthday cards from their fathers.
Shortly after the honeymoon, Sophie discovered that Ronaldo was actually born a girl called Tania. Tania later in life travelled to Bulgaria where a veterinary surgeon sewed a horses dick to her for 155 euros; 100 euros for the dick, 50 euros for the vet and 5 euros for a bottle of Vodka used as an anaesthetic.
Ronaldo’s dad went on the piss one night with 2.2m pounds in his back pocket and was never seen or heard of again.
The four other men who shagged Sophie that fateful night, were each divorced by their respective spouses for getting the clap from them, who in turn had got it from Sophie, who in turn had got it from Ronaldo who allegedly got it from a transvestite sailor on the ferry from Spain.
Sophie at the time of writing, now works 18 hour shifts as a tester in a dildo manufacturing company and is very happy with the job.
Ronaldo went back to being Tania, after his dick fell off whilst waiting for a bus. A dog was seen running off with it. The dog, says the owner, was never seen again, although the man has put posters up on local lamp posts with a photo (of the dog) and the dog’s name. ‘If anyone sees Nobby in the Clacton area please ring me’.
Tania continues to live and look after Sophie's children in the caravan and is happily working part time for Waitrose on the sausage counter.
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Shortly after the honeymoon, Sophie discovered that Ronaldo was actually born a girl called Tania. Tania later in life travelled to Bulgaria where a veterinary surgeon sewed a horses dick to her for 155 euros; 100 euros for the dick, 50 euros for the vet and 5 euros for a bottle of Vodka used as an anaesthetic.
Ronaldo’s dad went on the piss one night with 2.2m pounds in his back pocket and was never seen or heard of again.
The four other men who shagged Sophie that fateful night, were each divorced by their respective spouses for getting the clap from them, who in turn had got it from Sophie, who in turn had got it from Ronaldo who allegedly got it from a transvestite sailor on the ferry from Spain.
Sophie at the time of writing, now works 18 hour shifts as a tester in a dildo manufacturing company and is very happy with the job.
Ronaldo went back to being Tania, after his dick fell off whilst waiting for a bus. A dog was seen running off with it. The dog, says the owner, was never seen again, although the man has put posters up on local lamp posts with a photo (of the dog) and the dog’s name. ‘If anyone sees Nobby in the Clacton area please ring me’.
Tania continues to live and look after Sophie's children in the caravan and is happily working part time for Waitrose on the sausage counter.
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