I was thinking of this topic today and all I could come up with are Disney songs!
You've got a friend in me
Never had a friend like me

Part of your world
A whole new world
Be our guest ----- (Be our guest, be our guest put our service to the test! Tie your napkin 'round your neck, Cherie and we provide the rest!


<-- needless to say I burst out laughing and got funny looks)
I'll make a man out of you
And then you know you've crosed the line when you start to make up the words yourself!
"No one's slick as Gaston,
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!"