Girl do you like cheesy pick up lines? Because Edam your fine... (I'll see myself out) 
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MOTM
Just make a list and I’ll slip them into my conversations … ?Steal it you mean, go aheadI'll just invent more
I should be taking tips from MP not the other way around xd x
You: "What's black, white and read(red) all over...?"
Them "Newspaper, sunburnt penguin or I don't know"
You "You if you play your cards right
*hand them black and white underwear*" 
MOTM
Pearls when you're around I can't think straight ? x
Not only do you win my heart with that but also gets me seriously aroused!!!
Skippy01 to find out if I use these for real, I could always drop you a line? Or your knickers? You can only pick one ? x
*Some preamble into showing them a magic trick*
You: Think of a random number?
*Use some pizzazz charm and showmanship*
Is this your number? ?
Them: No
You: Damn that usually works (angle for their number ?)
You: Think of a random number?
*Use some pizzazz charm and showmanship*
Is this your number? ?
Them: No
You: Damn that usually works (angle for their number ?)
MOTM
Just think how amazing that would be if you actually guessed their number ? x
Instant win if that happens, they'd probably take your clothes off right their and then ? x
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Pearls
MOTM
But did it work? ?? xDon’t you drag me into your shenanigans woman, teach MP386 your new skills
She needs you to help her put your finger on why she can't think straightDon’t you drag me into your shenanigans woman, teach MP386 your new skills
MOTM
I always just say hi.
Then wait and see if there is any interest.
Usually i get" me love you long time. Send money".
Then wait and see if there is any interest.
Usually i get" me love you long time. Send money".