Girl do you like cheesy pick up lines? Because Edam your fine... (I'll see myself out) 
MOTM
Just make a list and I’ll slip them into my conversations … ?Steal it you mean, go aheadI'll just invent more
I should be taking tips from MP not the other way around xd x
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You: "What's black, white and read(red) all over...?"
Them "Newspaper, sunburnt penguin or I don't know"
You "You if you play your cards right
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MOTM
Pearls when you're around I can't think straight ? x
Not only do you win my heart with that but also gets me seriously aroused!!!
Skippy01 to find out if I use these for real, I could always drop you a line? Or your knickers? You can only pick one ? x
*Some preamble into showing them a magic trick*
You: Think of a random number?
*Use some pizzazz charm and showmanship*
Is this your number? ?
Them: No
You: Damn that usually works (angle for their number ?)
You: Think of a random number?
*Use some pizzazz charm and showmanship*
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Is this your number? ?
Them: No
You: Damn that usually works (angle for their number ?)
Just think how amazing that would be if you actually guessed their number ? x
Instant win if that happens, they'd probably take your clothes off right their and then ? x
She needs you to help her put your finger on why she can't think straight
I always just say hi.
Then wait and see if there is any interest.
Usually i get" me love you long time. Send money".
Then wait and see if there is any interest.
Usually i get" me love you long time. Send money".