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Stupid Phrases!

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Terryg

Don't step on the cracks on the pavement.. the bears will get you.. wtf... scared me for years.. till it really happened .....
 
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Coddington

I dont think god does.. though if you watch supernatural they have some great explanations for things
 
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Terryg

Isnt it dont step on a crack you’ll break an old mans back!?
Different generation huh.. from A A Milne:-
Whenever I walk in a London street,
I’m ever so careful to watch my feet;
And I keep in the squares,
And the masses of bears,
Who wait at the corners all ready to eat
The sillies who tread on the lines of the street
Go back to their lairs,
And I say to them, “Bears,
Just look how I’m walking in all the squares!”

And the little bears growl to each other, “He’s mine,
As soon as he’s silly and steps on a line.”
And some of the bigger bears try to pretend
That they came round the corner to look for a friend;
And they try to pretend that nobody cares
Whether you walk on the lines or squares.
But only the sillies believe their talk;
It’s ever so portant how you walk.
And it’s ever so jolly to call out, “Bears,
Just watch me walking in all the squares!”
 
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Coddington

Ours was way more fun haha
 
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Glastonbury
The electric guitar - like making love - is improved with a little feedback, completely ruined by too much.

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Glastonbury
I'm not gonna post the whole thing but here's a link to "Disobedience" by AA Milne.



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Glastonbury
I could have been a boxer, like my father.

He could have been a boxer too.

We come from a long line of men who could have been boxers.

 
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Blaydon
There's a couple that spring to mind straightaway.
They're easier to keep a week than a fortnight. Well isn't everyone?
And terms like it's "six or two threes" or "it's six of one or half a dozen of the other." Why do people feel the need to say this when they could just say the value/ end results are the same.
 
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"I know it's only ten pounds.... but ten pounds is ten pounds!"
Well, yeah. Ten pounds is not a bird, or a naval frigate, or a sense of longing, or.....
 
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Sammy

If you fall and break yer leg don't come running to me

If the wind blows you'll. be left like that

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