Swinging And Snoring

[MP386]

A true gentleman would never let on that he knew

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After that essay you wrote about post cards and stamps who letting on

 

[Deleted member 6485]

I will fully admit that I deserve everything I get after that

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#agree

 

[Looby&Lew]

I (Looby) snore badly....poor Lew. However it appears I have other issues too and am undergoing tests at a sleep clinic as it appears i may stop breathing too....

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Do i snore???...answers on a postcard. Havent a clue x

You’d have to have chance to sleep in order to snore?


Got to laugh. We met someone once and had an amazing evening of fun but literally within five mins of wrapping up and cwtching down, snore? Jesus. The lady was like a Gattling Gun going off!
It was terribly funny though

 

[Baldrick]

I (Looby) snore badly....poor Lew. However it appears I have other issues too and am undergoing tests at a sleep clinic as it appears i may stop breathing too....

I have been told that about myself too . I just stop breathing then suddenly start again. Oh and apparently sometimes my chest whistles

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[Deleted member 6485]

The lady was like a Gattling Gun going off!

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[Baldrick]

The lady was like a Gattling Gun going off!

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[Deleted member 9631]

Been know to snore if I get to drunk, so please don't get me wasted and take advantage of me.xx

 

[Baldrick]

Been know to snore if I get to drunk, so please don't get me wasted and take advantage of me.xx

Your wish is my command

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[Vanezza]

Been know to snore if I get to drunk, so please don't get me wasted and take advantage of me.xx

Oh go on let me take advantage of you, I promise to be gentle

Vxxx

 

[Vanezza]

I have been told that about myself too . I just stop breathing then suddenly start again. Oh and apparently sometimes my chest whistles X

When Neil first did this I nearly had a panic attack but I know any minute now he will start breathing again, I still check though but the first time it frightened me to death.


Vxxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Oh and apparently sometimes my chest whistles

Somebody famous, I can't remember who, posted on social media that they woke up to the sound of tinkling bells - then realised it was the sound of his chest!

 

[MP386]

I have been told that about myself too . I just stop breathing then suddenly start again. Oh and apparently sometimes my chest whistles

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What does it whistle ?

 

[Baldrick]

What does it whistle ?
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The Camptown Races

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[Baldrick]

Somebody famous, I can't remember who, posted on social media that they woke up to the sound of tinkling bells - then realised it was the sound of his chest!

Tinkling Bells?
Never mind the Doctors.......I'd be going on Britain's Got Talent

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[Terryg]

I catagorically do not snore.. nope no way Hoje.. lol.... ZZZZZZZZZ....grunt...

 

[Pearls]

I don't snore, I may dribble but sleep quietly, Mr A snores like a grappling gun,we also now a few here who snore

 

[Baldrick]

I may dribble

just so many things I could reply with

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[Pearls]

just so many things I could reply with

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Nothing worse when you wake up to a face full of crusties is there

 

[Baldrick]

Nothing worse when you wake up to a face full of crusties is there

I....... have...... no......words .

Proper creasing here.

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[Pearls]

I....... have...... no......words .

Proper creasing here.

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You have to wonder what crusties though eh

 

[Baldrick]

You have to wonder what crusties though eh

Well I was wondering where you're dribbling fro......... no I can't say that, I'm a gentleman
*drops pants and bends over*

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[Pearls]

Well I was wondering where you're dribbling fro......... no I can't say that, I'm a gentleman
*drops pants and bends over*

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[Deleted member 6485]

*drops pants and bends over*

If you ask nicely......xx

 

[Baldrick]

If you ask nicely......xx

Be gentle. My peachy bottom is sensitive

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