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The Great Big - Honest Swingers Thread....

Lips_Pearls

19 March 2015
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Now then now then!
Don't be shy, be honest - be open*, what was your most embarrassing swinging moments by you!
I know we have this; Unexpected Things That Happen During A Meet. but that could be anything.. This is about you/yourselves and anything you may have done that you just wanted the ground to open up and swallow* you.

Pun not intended on open & swallow.... x
 
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DiamondJoe

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Ohh jeeze. Errmm.

It's probably better to let someone else have first shake of the stick

Don't wanna scare the horses
 
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Lips_Pearls

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DiamondJoe said:
Ohh jeeze. Errmm.

It's probably better to let someone else have first shake of the stick

Don't wanna scare the horses
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Okay... So this is quite tame but happened.

During an evening's entertainment, I was as usual - cooking. Shortly before I was to serve and wait upon, bearing in mind I was busy cooking - I just caught HRH say to me: "Why don't you slip upstairs and get something more comfortable on while we get ready down here"...so there I was, smart shirt and jeans while cooking..
I ran upstairs, flung on a pair of jogging bottoms and a scruffy t-shirt, (I took it very literally as they could see I was rushing, as you do...) ran back downstairs to find they were sitting there in slinky little numbers, stockings, hair done and all that. And I looked like I'd just come from the local skip.
Not bad really, but I was genuinely horrified. Even more so when I realise the T-shirt I picked up was in fact a Grumpy old man one, with Grumpy - the dwarf on it
Like this;
You get the picture..
 

opiumpair

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OH....where to start...ok ahem.
The time we met with another couple , lovely people, they met us in a pub.We were getting on real great but there was this god awful smell coming from under the table.Turns out the other couple had a cat and it had done a number 2 in the blokes shoes.
 

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017
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OMG

I just remembered a situation I got myself into with three women at a party.

Can't say eff all else really as... well... but it was most memorable.

One of those, You had to be there! anecdotes, shit, sorry
 
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Lips_Pearls

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Actually accidentally hit someone during an evening together. Was a shock for all but fook me the ground could have opened up and eaten me/us. Bosh!.. we all felt that. Hell of a thud.
 

Cheeky_Demon

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Turning up to a swingers party one Saturday night. Babysitter arranged (I was a single dad at that time). Bottle of expensive fizz for the hostess as I was only of only 3 single guys amongst all the couples. Pocket full of condoms (optimistic aren't I!). Big smile. All ready to flirt my way into someones bed. Knocked on the door

...the party was Friday night. I was 24 hours late
 

Vanezza

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There is one moment at the social at parners that i really wish the ground opened up and swallowed me, We was getting shown around by a couple of lovely members here and there was this sex swing and for some reason i decided to give it a try, i had wine in my hand and when i tried to get off it i missed my footing and fell like a sack of spuds oh my i wanted to disappear behind something

Vxxx
 
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Dangerous those swings are arent they. I love how you didnt spill a single drop of your drink though V xx
 

Vanezza

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debE said:
Dangerous those swings are arent they. I love how you didnt spill a single drop of your drink though V xx
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Im very good at not spilling wine, i am well practiced they are a little tricky to maneuver especially when your a clumsy bugger

Vxxx
 
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